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Irrationally irritated every time i do my walk briskly right out into speeding traffic without pausing or seeming to even look and a damn motorist slows down like i need their help, i understand they couldnt possibly know I'm a venerated professional higheay/parkour/frogger expert and I've already taken into account their vehicle size, type, and velocity. The smart ones always figure it out when i motion my finger point hulahoop traffic cop directions at um as im walking and speed back up, only to be given a minor heart attack when i pass within inches of their fender spinning on one foot and flippin it to a moonwalk for the next vehicle. Sometimes i can catch a glimpse of their expressions of sheer panic combined with the lack of knowing wtf just happened, and that there makes my mofo'N day. I live for that crap, i just wish i had a camera operator to follow me around and post it on youtube for me. I hate youtube and i can only operate a live camera facing myself at arms length... Just not practical. There I ranted about something other than my confusing ass paranoid schizophrenic delusion of a marriage self destructing itself in repeatedly volotile cycles like the movie Groundhog Day mixed with Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Soul, Apocalypse Now, Requiem For A Dream, and Scanner Darkly. LOL Mmmmm that metaphor feels like it fits like a glove. And there's your morning Higher Than A Feather On An Eagle's Butt Spam Post folks. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all season ladies and germs.
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My gawd theres shoping plazas surrounded the entire perimeter of where my hotels at here, they've got me cornered. I already bought a shirt i dont need within the first 30 mins i was here yesterday. I'm gonna struggle to not spend as many stacks of hundreds as what I get paid here methinks. Good thing i been home a week and the fam broke my wallet, can't spend too much at the moment. Can fμ¢%!n window shop the hell outta dis beeyatch tho. And off I gooooo.
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Its is rather quaint, one side is covered in kudzu or some kinda ivy. Its pretty cool. I want inside it tho, or to climb on top somehow lol
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The trap is wherever I be at lol
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NF - Face It Face it, I have a newfound affinity for harsh gritty Christian rap. The messages are almost alway universal, just like spirituality and religion itself, pretty much universal when boiled down. I reckon... "Devil In My Ear Tryna Tell Me Everything's Great"
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Turnt out it is the Holland Dutch Something Or Another Tourist Trap, not what i normally stumble acrossed on day one in a n city however
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Also I'm investigating a nearby shopping plaza with a strange big ass abandoned arch structure dressed out like a medieval castle.
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Jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get tha fμ¢% down or something to that effect. Get up and get down, of which I am currently on the "up" side of down.
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Sir I have indeed an iron constitution. I welcome your contribution to this evenings banter however. Welcome to the festivities.
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Capital idea, and so shall I eat another "not gummies"...also, not really "eat" per say but I'll sure do more of what I am and that's all that I am, damn I am. Wham buh lamdamn bamm! Son of Sam. Spam.
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LMAO i quoted the wrong posts there haha, everyone will figure it out i reckon.
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The internet doesnt take into account my rate of walking speed, any calculation off google maps or otherwise is usually double or more the real amount of time it takes me to hump it that distance, with or without carrying a load lol.
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Except for if I take my Lamborfeeti to get there, thats a long walk... And regardless of the fact we drug a jacked up race truck and two Harley Davidson motorcycles up here i doubt Bad Bradley Mofo McBossman is gonna take his night off and drive me there lmao, but maybe somethin or another will fall into place who knows
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Arriving in... Holland? Yeah I think. While the entire previous week's mental state of mind self destructs itself thru process of overly analytical paranoid gobbledeegoop, while I craft several unremovable black chains onto myself, while i try to orient myself on google maps, while...
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Traveling northbound in a jacked up turbo diesel Chevrolet moving to Michigan for the next 3 months with only a suitcase, a dufflebag, and a buzz.
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That is pretty eff'ed up. Of course I distrust and despise the government, it's agencies, and agents so it also doesn't surprise me. The system is set up against everyone nowadays even multi generation poor white trash, there's often no way out. So I look at everyone as my bothers and sisters... Except for the damn government, I view them with extreme suspicion, for they may be scum for all I know.
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Open up another wound. Metaphorically speaking.
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Technically before The Road, from 11 years ago (2011) Two 24"x36 canvases with oil paint on um
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Projects that I've done at, in, or around the homestead. Or projects that you done on your homestead, whatever works for works that were worked on when not away at work. That work?
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Like chronic high blood pressure.
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Try to diagnose what tha girls done to tear up the four wheeler. More specifically, what mommy did that tore up the four wheeler since shes the one that accidentally put the bad gas in it. Hope i dont have to rebuild the frickin' flockin' carburetor.
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Lotta Gang $hit
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What do you miss?
WhiteLines replied to IsleofRhodesEnt's topic in Relationships, Pets & Domestic Homelife
I miss being certain of what reality even is... or was. Will be? Idk wtf ftw lol god. -
In an unprecedented turn of events Next Level has no current contacts. This may be my jumping off point if he does not any immediate work lined out.
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Exciting last day in town, had to suit up all the edge weapons i could strap on and go hold down the parking lot til the 6 sherrif's vehicles poured in, and just think only this morning i coulda been having a cardiac arrest. Its a good thing I ain't dead cause that nerdy hotel assistant manager mighta got broke in half and stuffed in a storm drain. I swore i posted this the other day but it popped up in this editor idk