A: Too many times to keep track of... "Information Technology" happens to me all the time now...
Q: Is the glass half full or is it half empty, and what is in the glass anyway?
...on second thought, i also hate the mountains where i am from. It sucks there just as much as where i am now, just in a different way. I hate it when all my options suck.
A: Only once, with pain pills. We had a very rocky relationship and had to get a divorce.
Q: If you could live for a thousand years, would you want to?
Wow, if only i had that kind of money. It'd be kind of difficult to get into a bar fight with those bottles though, imagine trying to crack somebody over the head with a beer bottle that has a rodent wrapped over it.
I'm thinking that you think that i think i know what you're thinking, but on second thought i don't think i do, so after thinking it through what do you think about that thought.
...or was i just thinking about bubblegum?