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WhiteLines

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  1. It appears that aliens have grown tired of mutilating cattle on american farmland and have gone to southeast asia in search of water buffalo to decapitate.
  2. I guess it's better to be addicted to rejection rather than being addicted to injection. I myself am going to go for a habit of projection... astral projection.
  3. I always got racing thoughts keeping me from falling asleep so i have to stay busy doing something... like getting on the internet with my cellphone and reading thru all the real old DGN threads (such as this one) until I finally can no longer keep my eyes open, then pass out. The strange thing is that if I start getting tired then log off the net and put my phone down, I suddenly won't be able to sleep again. I have to keep my mind occupied until I'm exhausted enough to pass out. Watching T.V. works well too, but lately I've been deep sea diving for DGN posts of the distant past as a way to stay busy until I can fall asleep.
  4. You ever notice that other peoples stuff is SHIT! ...but your shit is STUFF!
  5. Yeah, I think Bill Clinton would be likely to abuse the powers associated with such a role.
  6. I thought it was going to be about one single bill for an escort that amounted to be a million dollars, and thought - holy shit thats a high priced night of pootenanny.
  7. in space... no one can hear you scream.
  8. i feel like i'm pinned down behind enemy lines and surrounded by snipers.
  9. Creedence Clearwater Revival - lookin' out my back door
  10. Whoa... Alright, who spiked the coffee?
  11. A: No, but I do believe in hell on wheels. Q: What do you like most about the Roland TR 808?
  12. that's hot... ...hot to relieve pain, then icy cool for a soothing sensation. A combination that provides fast acting relief from everyday aches and pains.
  13. There can be a DGN member discount and every tuesday you can get a lap dance plus a latte for only $1.99
  14. It'll be like a hybrid of Starbuck's and Hooters... could call it "Hoostucker's" and instead of an expresso, they would serve an "ebreastso" ...the place will even have the freshest coffee creamer in town...
  15. I feel like i'v been asleep for a really long time, i woke up and thought it was saturday already.
  16. yeah me too, but in my case i found out there was a reason... they had gone out on a bender.
  17. A: No, they are actually infant eels... Could ya imagine that? Live eels wrigglin' round inside your belly... explorin' your organs, like internal black wangars. Q: Got milk? ...and if so, what do you plan to use it for?
  18. Black low top Dr. Martens, dark grey and silver Ecko jeans, black longsleeve button-up Lip Service shirt with mesh details and metal rivets, grey camo hoodie, and my skeleton key on a collar.
  19. A: Yes, especially through time. Q: What is your favorite element on the periodic table of elements?
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