i can top this
lady i know had a mental breakdown over her dead frickin cat
had to spend 1500 on creamation
took 3 days off work
raged
almost got arrested
over a cat. ok?
thing is...she is on the prowl. lookin for a MAN to complete her.
However she lost her partial as in TEETH, in a napkin. threw them away.
Is it important enough for her to have
TEETH??!
no.
her partial would cost 1200.
she spent it
on a dead CAT.
instead.
goes to the bar toothless
crying about her dead cat and says
'I DONT KNOW WHY I CANT FIND A MAN?!!'