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torn asunder

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  1. go to bed alone, spending the rest of the night/morning thinking about... well, nevermind.
  2. 1) "i'm a good guy, why is it so hard to meet the kind of woman I'm looking for?" 2) "Should I bother to keep trying, or should I give up?" 3) "I wonder what [a certain person who used to be on this site] is doing tonight?"
  3. Wanna B Ur Lovr - Weird Al I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils are so nice I wish that I was cross-eyed So I could see you twice Girl, you smell like Fritos That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare You're so hot, you're gonna melt The elastic in my underwear I'll bet you're magically delicious Like a bowl of Lucky Charms You'd look like Venus de Milo If I just cut off your arms What I'm tryin' to say is... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now I need somebody to love Do you believe in love at fist sight Or should I walk by again? My love for you's like diarrhea I just can't hold it in Stop, drop and roll now 'Cause baby, you're on fire I'll bet your outfit Makes a lot of noise in the drier You're absolutely perfect Don't speak now, you might spoil it Your eyes are even bluer Than the water in my toilet Say, has anyone ever told you You've got Yugoslavian hands? No, of course not, that would be stupid Just forget I ever brought it up The point I'm trying to make is... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now I need somebody to love I wanna be your Krakatoa Let my lava flow all over you I wanna be your anaconda And your heat-seeking missile too I wanna be your beef burrito Am I making this perfectly clear? I wanna be your love torpedo Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here? Uh huh I hope I'm not being forward But do you mind if I chew on your butt? You can tell me truthfully Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what? There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" To describe how smooth I am Maybe you've seen my picture It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!" My lips are registered weapons Can I invade your personal space? You must have fallen from heaven That would explain how you messed up your face Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause baby, you're the bomb I'd like to take you home right now So you can meet my mom Because I... I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now I need somebody to love Girl, you must be Jamaican Because Jamaican me crazy Girl, you must be Jamaican Because Jamaican me crazy I wanna be your lover, baby I need somebody to love You know I just wanna be your lover, baby Now I need somebody to love
  4. i have to say i'm a little surprised/irritated/disappointed that that particular post was deleted. especially considering there was no reason given, and it didn't seem to fall afoul of dgn's rules...
  5. also, feeling like this board would probably start thriving again if i were to leave.
  6. currently? loathing my introvertedness, and hence, my current situation. nothing new, i suppose...
  7. thanks for the input, slogo - i've been curious as to others' thoughts on the topic.
  8. i don't think this is just summer, i think it's the mods & old members who started a "facespace" group and are all socializing over there. the lack of loyalty is quite disappointing really... and i suppose the simple fact that i mention it will drive more people there, won't it? ugh.
  9. i'm guessing this might be about the thread i posted about being in troy? the very first post, i said that i'd be deleting it. as i wouldn't have any internet access after having checked out of the hotel (and nobody had replied to me last night about meeting up), i deleted the thread, as i said i would. sorry if it put you off...
  10. unfortunately no. not sure i'm going to be in the mood to socialize. if i am, i'll post something here, because i'll be in troy for work training tonight & tomorrow & a little while thursday evening...
  11. "y'all" is singular... "all y'all" is plural...
  12. feeling foolish, but i guess i really shouldn't be surprised. i should have known better.
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