torn asunder

no sweat - do what's comfortable for you!

honestly, i'm not so concerned about losing *weight*, i'm looking to change my BF%. i started lifting the 2nd week of dec. and am doing pretty well. if one isn't going for weight loss, i suppose this would be the wrong thread to be in, yes? either way, i personally pledge that i will rule this particular thread with an iron-fist, when it comes to wise-asses posting negative shit. feel free to pm me if you haven't seen me online in a while, or something really needs to be dealt with in a hurry. (this is not to imply that any other mod won't be happy to do the same, but i don't want to speak for them) i think this is a great idea, and for my part, i'll do my best to not allow judgemental asses to ruin it! i hope everyone can feel particularly safe in here, and will join in, no matter their insecurities. and remember, kiddos, the ignore button works great for stoopid pm's in your inbox, too!

htis is precisely when you need to just start living for yourself, and totally forget any idea you might have had about being with someone. once you've reclaimed who you really are, and not who your low self-esteem *thinks* you are, you'll be ready for a good relationship, and you'll also be able to tell whether one is good or not...

disappointed for a specific, predictable, and worthless reason. again.

fuck this test!! it told me i'm only gonna sleep with 2 more people!! damnit!! i don't know whether to think that means it'll take only 1-2 tries to find lifelong love, to be horribly depressed because it means i'm going to hit the longest dry streak known to man, or to get angry and go out & have random meaningless sex just to prove it wrong!!

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! LOVELY SPAM! (LOVELY SPAM!) LOVELY SPAM! (LOVELY SPAM!) LOVELY SPAM! (LOVELY SPAM!) SPAM... SPAM... SPAM!!! (bloody vikings!!)

aye, 'tis dolorous news ta me, what nobody's partaken o'da spirited musical whimsy that is "scurvy bastard"! ye're missin' out sumthin' terrible - s'enough ta bring a tear ta me eye... now see? ya gone & made a old pirate tear up!! damn ya scurvy bastards!!

dood, don't blame this on your "male-ness" - it's been pretty apparent for weeks!!

wow, i thought hunhee had better taste than that...

man, i'm jealous - i've done a flesh-pull before (tug of war w/2 hooks in our backs) but i haven't gone up yet! congrats, and approach it with appreciation - it can be quite a spiritual experience! (still jealous, ya rotten bastard!)

:X

tin man is the ringtone on my cell!! (if it's the "america" song...)

Schnauze! Du spreche Unwahrheiten!

damn cold - no time to start a fire this morning, and when i got home, the house was 50deg.!! it's only up to 53 now, and i've been home for 2.5 hrs! oh, well... coldness makes your body burn more calories to keep warm, right?

wide-freakin-awake, and i should have been in bed an hour ago, so i can get up for work. instead, i think i'm gonna go practice for a bit...

so, what's really important is, now that Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland, (Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a motorcycle) who is playing lead electric triangle for them currently!?

what makes you think you're so special that you can ask more than one question at a time!?

AARRRR!! if ye be wantin ta dance a jig, ye'll be needin some pirattical tunes what makes ye hop about all addled & such! be sure ta peruse the varied & sundry offerin's what's contained in tha "player" thingy a'fore starboard (that's "front-right" o'tha page, ta ye lubbers!!) might i suggest "all for me grog!" er "dungeon song" if ye be needin' a spirited tune!!

what are you, a smart-ass?

GAH!! i gotta leave for work in... shit, one minute ago, and i haven't even finished breakfast!

gah! why do i always miss these!?

do i look like i'm serious!?

after renting PI 3-4 times, i just had to order it!

are you being sarcastic?