torn asunder

dood, don't blame this on your "male-ness" - it's been pretty apparent for weeks!!

wow, i thought hunhee had better taste than that...

man, i'm jealous - i've done a flesh-pull before (tug of war w/2 hooks in our backs) but i haven't gone up yet! congrats, and approach it with appreciation - it can be quite a spiritual experience! (still jealous, ya rotten bastard!)

:X

tin man is the ringtone on my cell!! (if it's the "america" song...)

Schnauze! Du spreche Unwahrheiten!

damn cold - no time to start a fire this morning, and when i got home, the house was 50deg.!! it's only up to 53 now, and i've been home for 2.5 hrs! oh, well... coldness makes your body burn more calories to keep warm, right?

wide-freakin-awake, and i should have been in bed an hour ago, so i can get up for work. instead, i think i'm gonna go practice for a bit...

so, what's really important is, now that Rex Stardust, lead electric triangle with Toad the Wet Sprocket, has had to have an elbow removed following their recent successful worldwide tour of Finland, (Flamboyant ambidextrous Rex apparently fell off the back of a motorcycle) who is playing lead electric triangle for them currently!?

what makes you think you're so special that you can ask more than one question at a time!?

AARRRR!! if ye be wantin ta dance a jig, ye'll be needin some pirattical tunes what makes ye hop about all addled & such! be sure ta peruse the varied & sundry offerin's what's contained in tha "player" thingy a'fore starboard (that's "front-right" o'tha page, ta ye lubbers!!) might i suggest "all for me grog!" er "dungeon song" if ye be needin' a spirited tune!!

what are you, a smart-ass?

GAH!! i gotta leave for work in... shit, one minute ago, and i haven't even finished breakfast!

gah! why do i always miss these!?

do i look like i'm serious!?

after renting PI 3-4 times, i just had to order it!

are you being sarcastic?

me, too...

well, if that's the new term for it, yeah, i could use some!!

freezing my ass off - i'm running low on firewood, (maybe got enough for the next month) so i've not been building any fires. i've had one in the last 36 hrs, and my house is sitting at 56 deg. i'm gonna have to break down & start another one soon, i think...

is that a rhetorical question?

secluded, and thus, debating going out tonight, but i have to work in the morning, so...

PI - only decent i could find...

Shopkeeper:Are all your pets called Eric? Customer:There's nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul! Shopkeeper:No he didn't! Customer:Did! Shopkeeper:Didn't! Customer:Did, did, did, did, did and did! Shopkeeper:Oh, all right. Customer:Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?