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I'm a little bit of a kind of a connoisseur shavers, that is face shavers for men. I'm not made out of money, more like I'm made out of a tiny food stamp. (Modern Origami rocks) So having mega sensitive skin is just awesome. The good shavers are expensive. The pretty good shavers are expensive. (See wish list for current 'best value' shaver) Mine has been m.i.a for way too long. I can't figure out what the hell happened to it. A good one cost 70-80 bux and up. But I need something other than a straight razor unless I'm in the mood first of masochism which I'm usually not unless its you know BDSM day and I'm the domain lol. So I went to Meijer and bought this piece of crap. This shouldn't be called a grooming tool. It should be called a chicken feather plucker / cheese grater. If you like me and skin is super sensitive just go with a decent straight razor interview with the fucking catclaws on your face until you can afford a good a good electric shaver. Just press real hard with the Kleenex and hold it the blood of stop. Who knows maybe it'll make you feel more manly. Little tip for my uncle Troy. If you're going to the gathering tomorrow just look for the guy that's way too tall with black hair and has a new nickname called patch face. Lol
