Infamous last words...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Awww but it's such a CUTE wolverine..."

"Oh...shit"

"Is that suppossed to be smoking like that?"

"What's this button do?"

"Ooooo shinie"

"Hmm...Caution...flammable..."

"It doesn't look so tough"

"BLUE WIRE?!...I THOUGHT YOU SAID GREEN!!!"

"ooops"

"One more won't hurt"

"Skull and crossbones just means that it's a pirates drink...and I'm a pirate..."

"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

"Fuck"

"No...the other hole..."

"How many of these do you think I can fit in my mouth?"

"Please....I'm a man..."

"Hurry up"

"I wonder how fast this thing can go..."

"Why is it so dark in here?"

"Don't worry...they're rubber bullets...I swear..."

"Watch...I can do it..."

"I dare you"

"Ooooooo pretty colors..."

"What's that smell?"

"It's like taking candy from a baby"

"There's too many of them"

"It'll be fun!!"

"Alkeselzter and pop rocks!! You're on!!"

"Awww...that hissing means it likes me..."

"If you're not whistling...then who is?"

"I betcha I can fit my entire head in it..."

"Are you sure about this?"

"Extended warrantee...how could I lose?"

"I'm worth THAT much?"

"It doesn't look that sharp..."

"I laugh in the face of danger..."

"They won't take me alive..."

"I'll be right back...I promise..."

"I CAN fly...and I'll prove it..."

"Recommended dosage?..HA!"

"Is it hot in here?"

"Why pay for gas...when you can psyifer it?"

"I'll show you how it's really done..."

"C'mon...what are the odds?"

"I'm emo..."

"That's a mighty big gun there...you compensating for something?'

"One time won't hurt..."

"Bet'cha I can do it with my eyes closed..."

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"nice bear!"

"don't light that cigare...."

"it's clearly a remote control for a toy car, see..."

"flip that toggle"

"don't worry, bears can't climb trees"

"what happens when you do this?!!"

"why's there blood all over the floor?"

"Oh yeah Jim, real scared, like that scream mask and rubber knife are gonna get me"

* these were contributed by my freind Phoenix*

[Msterbeau]

What was the last thing the redneck said before he died?

"Hey y'all, watch this!"

[phee]

Great Thread....

"No I meant BUD LIGHT!"

"How bad can it be?"

"You can't tell me what to do... I am staying right here"

"No... you listen to me... "

"So what if I had sex with a stranger at CityClub... what's the big deal"

"She said it was safe"

[n0Mad]

"So, inflamable. That's the opposite of flamable, right?"

[The_Dark]

Ensign in Red Shirt "I'll go on the away mission."

[n0Mad]

Ensign in Red Shirt  "I'll go on the away mission."

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:laughing LMAO :laughing

[Msterbeau]

:laughing LMAO  :laughing

Double for me... :laughing

[phee]

"Captain I found something....AHHHHHHGGGGG"

[Homicidalheathen]

I think I should take more pills, I don't feel anything yet.

[phee]

I think I should take more pills, I don't feel anything yet.

Hah

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Unlike you...I can regenerate..."

[n0Mad]

"Come on babe, everybody knows that no means yes."

[phee]

"I don't need to read the instructions..... sheesh"

[TheAbsynthFairy]

"nice bear!"

"don't light that cigare...."

"it's clearly a remote control for a toy car, see..."

"flip that toggle"

"don't worry, bears can't climb trees"

"what happens when you do this?!!"

"why's there blood all over the floor?"

"Oh yeah Jim, real scared, like that scream mask and rubber knife are gonna get me"

* these were contributed by my freind Phoenix*

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Why are you ducktaping me in my wheelchair and sticking me in the middle of 696????????

[TheAbsynthFairy]

Dave...

This has always been one of my fav creations of yours. ok...here we go...

(bare with me if I repeated one and didnt pay attention)

hold on to this anvil for me.

someone frightened that monkey.

i heard a noise....lets go investigate

meh...the expiration date doesn't really matter?

[Homicidalheathen]

Hm, he seems like such a nice guy....I think it would be safe to go home with him. Even though I have only known him 5 minutes.

[n0Mad]

"This is such a nice bar. I'm sure it'll be okay if I left my drink unattended while I went to the bathroom."

[phee]

"Wow Miss... your dad has such a nice shotgun collection... wait it looks like one is missing from this rack... I wonder where it......"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"someone frightened that monkey." :laughing

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"Awww quite your whining...you're not bleeding that badly"

[n0Mad]

"I love you."

[TheAbsynthFairy]

"Awww quite your whining...you're not bleeding that badly"

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see...thats what you get for horsing around!!!!

[Mikielikesit]

"I drank what?"

"No, it's unloaded"

"No, They like it when you do that."

"Don't worry it's suppose to do tha........"

"Can you believe I fixed the brakes myself."

"Go ahead I dare you"

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

see...thats what you get for horsing around!!!!

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ROTFLMAO