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you can ask me anything you want, but I don't know that I'll have any useful answers for you, depending on the questions.

ask away! I'm full of answers. But somewhere down there in the tiny tiny print is a disclaimer... something about how everything i say is seventy eight percent bullshit, and forty five percent coffee beans.

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Why are the primary colors for artists red, yellow, and blue yet the primary colors for lighting technicians and graphic designers are red, green, and blue?

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why is it that every time i go to eat at coney island, there is a screaming child there and a parent who will not just leave and lets the child scream instead while everyone stares at them?

and why do people leave their dogs outside to just bark and bark and bark without bringing them in the house or telling them to shut up!?

these are the answers i need to know.

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Just for your general knowledge, the mallochai is only in the office about once every three days, so be patient my pets! 

That, and I don't answer any questions before eleven pm, alaska time.  Think backwards four hours.

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Why?

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Why are the primary colors for artists red, yellow, and blue yet the primary colors for lighting technicians and graphic designers are red, green, and blue?

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OMG Spook...I saw this thread...and thought...is it refrence to that I comment I asked if asking her anything applies to everyone...and here it is...I thank you spook...yes...YES!!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok...here's my question...thee most important question being asked in this entire thread...are you guys ready...this is the question of which will determine how mankind will live life for the rest of eternity...

Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 and hotdogs come in packages of 8?

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Why do hotdog buns come in packages of 12 and hotdogs come in packages of 8?

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they don't. why do people think they do? someone asked me this before years ago.

they both come in packages of 8. unless you get a super big pack of hotdogs, then you have more HOTDOGS and still a thing of 8 buns.

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they don't. why do people think they do? someone asked me this before years ago.

they both come in packages of 8. unless you get a super big pack of hotdogs, then you have more HOTDOGS and still a thing of 8 buns.

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Really?! I didnt know that ok..i withdrawl the question...

My new question that gives meaning to life to know the answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss...

Why is bologna round and bread is square?

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Really?! I didnt know that ok..i withdrawl the question...

My new question that gives meaning to life to know the answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissss...

Why is bologna round and bread is square?

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now that ... is a very good question ...

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*tisk tisk* u are not supposed to answer questions...mallochai is :tongue:

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ya know ... i have a problem with doing that. there was this thread once with phee and paper hearts and i did the same thing. anyone can feel free to tell me to shut up at any time. :grin

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it is because of your fabulous rapping skills. though ted is still the best. sorry he just is....

... feel free to tell me to shut up at any time.  :grin

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If you honestly think that, then you must think sad sorry Weird Al imitators are the shiznits.

Oh yea. Shut up at any time :tongue:

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Why are the primary colors for artists red, yellow, and blue yet the primary colors for lighting technicians and graphic designers are red, green, and blue?

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alright already, i shall answer you now!

First off... I didn't know graphic designers had different primary colors. Who has magenta, cyan, and yellow? Is that just photography?

Oh, this is interesting...

Red and Green Creates Yellow

Green and Blue Creates Cyan

Blue and Red Creates Magenta

I had no idea.

Also, the combinations that are listed above are not all the possibilities for creating new colors. When you combine a primary color with a secondary color the result is white light. And then there's the whole gel with lighting issue....

As for graphic design, go ask someone else. I have more learning to do before I can address this.

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why is it that every time i go to eat at coney island, there is a screaming child there and a parent who will not just leave and lets the child scream instead while everyone stares at them?

and why do people leave their dogs outside to just bark and bark and bark without bringing them in the house or telling them to shut up!?

these are the answers i need to know.

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Because parents are evil. Sometimes, they get over it. Sometimes, they fight it with all their might, but mostly, I think that a lot of parents, especially the type that frequent coney islands, are so fed up with hearing their children scream, that they really just don't give a rats ass anymore, and want to make someone else suffer with them, so they don't feel so alone in their horrid horrid pain.

#2 Dogs have minds of their own. If they can't learn to shut the hell up, really, it's the dogs fault, not that of the owner. When my dog barks, I do tell him to shut up, but he's his own entity, and I can't MAKE him shut up. Dogs who bark and bark and bark their heads off are just disobediant, or nervous, or severely alone and depressed. They need love, they just don't always know it.

Also, the owners obviously don't care enough about the dog to address the issues at hand. That, or they're deaf, or just too busy.

These things have correlations.

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Why was Britney Spears allowed to procreate? Twice????

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I imagine it has something to do with the same reasons why ANY people with bad social skills and serious brain damage are allowed to procreate - nobody cares enough to monitor these things.

Then again.... as was just pointed out by my coworker.... sometimes really really great people come out of really really shitty people.

And besides, if we tried to control stuff like that, just think where the silly slippery slope would lead to?

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Why do my children have completely different personalities and sizes and stuff?  I was really hoping to use all the info, clothing, toys etc on the second one but that doesn't seem to be working out...

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I blame you.

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