Brenda Starrr Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Why do birds sing so gay? Why does Odims want to poop in MY bathrooms? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 is clear a color? and if it is, is it your favorite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Why are there bugs and debris in my pool even though I have a cover over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Why are there bugs and debris in my pool even though I have a cover over it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i put them there, sorry marc. i thought i was being funny. guess not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellygrrrrrl Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 Where is the best place to find awsome jeans? My faves finally got the hole in the knee....time to shop. I hate shopping for jeans. I'll try on 20 before I find the perfect pair. Where can I find them? What brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted June 16, 2006 Report Share Posted June 16, 2006 i put them there, sorry marc. i thought i was being funny. guess not. Remind me to laugh when you discover I've relocated them to your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted June 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Goofy hornball sneaks in and steals the answers to some questions. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You're welcome to do that whenever you want Brenda. :grin Where is the best place to find awsome jeans? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm wearing them. Why, did you want to get inside my pants? :laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted June 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2006 Where have all the flowers gone ... long time passing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 *pokes her head in the door, sees the long line full of loonies, and dons a disguise* :erm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 How was music discovered? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ask your mom. no, better yet, ask MY mom. she works at the secretary of state, dibability office, kalamazoo, ask for donna. :grin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Why are midgets so funny? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> they are mini versions of us, and everything miniature is cute and/or funny because it's so strange. also, it's a type of hypnosis - eventually, when we all think midgets are funny, they'll turn on the major mind control device, and we'll all be DOOMED, dooOOOOmed, dooooomed, doomed. doomed. doomed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Why do birds sing so gay? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SEX! Why does Odims want to poop in MY bathrooms? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Do you have any of those little smelly bath salt thingies? Or liquid hand soap? Perhaps a fuzzy toilet cover? All of these things and more work like a magnet on the rectum of the Odims. It's just nature. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nooo! Wait... Yess! Why, you want me to? Remember - rough, but not too rough; soft, but not too soft; leggo my eggo, but not over the toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 is clear a color? and if it is, is it your favorite? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> clear is not a color, clear is a state of mind. my favorite color is violet, Violet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Remind me to laugh when you discover I've relocated them to your bed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *laughs awkwardly, coughs* oh... uh... ahem... excuse me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Where is the best place to find awsome jeans?My faves finally got the hole in the knee....time to shop. I hate shopping for jeans. I'll try on 20 before I find the perfect pair. Where can I find them? What brand? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I have found this to be an eternally difficult question. Being that I live in alaska, I've settled on the fact that since I can't/won't shop at nordstroms, I buy jeans at Old Navy. They usually have stuff that fits me nicely. As for you... I really really really don't know. A stumper! :tear ***I guess I could point out that while I lived in michigan, I hadn't worn blue jeans for about five years, except to get grungy in, so any that I had were from thrift stores and so already grungified. I often bought pants at Express though. I like their clothes, fucking expensive though. Even their jeans are great, if a bit over decorated now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 Where have all the flowers gone ... long time passing? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Same place as the merrymakers - into the river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted July 3, 2006 Report Share Posted July 3, 2006 ask your mom. no, better yet, ask MY mom. she works at the secretary of state, dibability office, kalamazoo, ask for donna. :grin <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why would your mom know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Why would your mom know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> no no, i am not qualified to divulge her amazing secrets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellygrrrrrl Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 why did you move to Alaska? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 why did you move to Alaska? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *smacks herself in the forehead* for LOOOOoooooVVVVEEEEE!!!!! and because I needed a serious change of scenery. Living in kalamazoo, while mostly great, was getting me nowhere pretty damn fast. Really, i was just in a general rutty state of my life, placement out of the question. Being in Alaska has been both an improvement and a setback. Overall, I don't regret it, but it does make me sad sometimes, because there are so many people that I miss, and so many great opportunities that I cannot partake of, because alaska sucks for the most part. (read: there's not a goddamn thing to do here if you aren't into fishing/hunting/hiking/snowboarding/skiing, of which I am not a fan of any.) I will elaborate further if you really want to know the whole story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mallochai Posted July 23, 2006 Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 Alright, why is my office so empty? Did I give out bad advice again? Is it because I'm not taking part in Pauls rehabilitation? I demand a barage of questions which I will not answer for three whole days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n0Mad Posted July 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2006 What is that thing over there by that other thing? And while we're on the topic, what's that under there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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