Brenda Starrr Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Kentuckians, Tennesseans, and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as " HILLBILLIES." - You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" -She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" -She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" -He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS." 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" -He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL." 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY." 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED." 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED." 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Guy Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 People who whine about being PC aren't retards they're mentally challenged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pharoh Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I get number 10 alot lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted June 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." These are mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pharoh Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 I see you being number 9 being all the way from here *runs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted June 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 No threadjacking, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted June 28, 2006 Report Share Posted June 28, 2006 Yes let's keep this on topic or I will make Brenda Ban you all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVampire Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Wonderful, wonderful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyDeath Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 as a male i have had my fair share of these stereo types myself... I don't consider women all these things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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