Cutdowns for the dayLOL

[Hellion]

:devil

Your so useless,that a pile of crap has a better chance of making it to the first rung of the corporate ladder.

Your so ugly,that you had to be fead with a slingshot by your mom,and she was blinfolded too.

Your about as useful,as a target on a shooting range.

[Homicidalheathen]

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

You're such a whore, you thought Tickle Me Elmo was a vibrator.

[ManicQueen]

You're such a whore, you thought Tickle Me Elmo was a vibrator.

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Really?

[phee]

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people

[Homicidalheathen]

You have obviously spent so much time with your head wedged between your buttocks that your vision has been obscured by the reflection of your own putrid entrails.

[Homicidalheathen]

Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

She has a wash and wear bridal gown.

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.

You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.

The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

Is that your hat or are you wearing a cabana?

[Homicidalheathen]

Your depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

[Homicidalheathen]

I would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

[Homicidalheathen]

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.

You would be out of your depth in a car park puddle.

Technically sound, but socially impossible.

You remind me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

This person has delusions of adequacy.

This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

Since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig.

You set low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.

You have the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

[jadnifer]

Hes just a few fries short of a happry meal

[Hellion]

:devil You smell so bad the flies won't even land on you.LOL

[The_Dark]

Your so fat that if you were to cut your leg... you would bleed biscuits and gravy.

You so stupid you need que cards to breath.

Your so ugly that you make the ugly stick feel good about itself.

[phee]

You're so fat your blood type is Rague

You're so fat you sweat butter

[Hellion]

You're so fat your blood type is Rague

You're so fat you sweat butter

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:laughing :devil Your so fat,that when you ran away,they had to put your picture on all four sides of the milk carton.

[BillyDeath]

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

[Hellion]

:devil Its people like you,who make this country shitier than it already is.LOL

[BillyDeath]

It's people like you why I think abortion should be legal.

Or

I used to be against abortion until I met you.

[phee]

Did your mother have any kids that lived