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So I was at Hot Pocket at the mall today and I got a black vinyl shirt made by Izod, which is cool because I always wear Izod's wherever I go. Anyway I saw this other goth there and I was all like 'hey play what's up?' and he said 'You're wearing Izods. Not Cool. Now you must be destroyed." And he totally took out a laser gun and shot at me but I moved out of the way like in the matrix and he chased after me until we both got winded and agreed to eat at the food court before resuming his attempt on my life. We got Sbarro's which is always tasty, but moreso today because I've often felt that your last meal would probably be the sweetest meal.

Anyway after we finished off our Mrs Fields cookies this guy chased me around the mall and then I had an idea. I ran into Abercrombe and Fitch and said to my stalker "look at all these preppy kids!". It worked, it was a stroke of genius! The guy was so stunned to see so many kids not dressed in goth clothing that he spontaniously combusted. Right before he vanished into thin air I asked his name and he looked me in the eyes and whispered....."Billy. My name is Billy."

But overall it was a cool day at the mall because I totally saw Superman Returns and bought the new My Chemical Romance CD.

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So I was at Hot Pocket at the mall today and I got a black vinyl shirt made by Izod, which is cool because I always wear Izod's wherever I go.  Anyway I saw this other goth there and I was all like 'hey play what's up?' and he said 'You're wearing Izods.  Not Cool.  Now you must be destroyed."  And he totally took out a laser gun and shot at me but I moved out of the way like in the matrix and he chased after me until we both got winded and agreed to eat at the food court before resuming his attempt on my life.  We got Sbarro's which is always tasty, but moreso today because I've often felt that your last meal would probably be the sweetest meal. 

Anyway after we finished off our Mrs Fields cookies this guy chased me around the mall and then I had an idea.  I ran into Abercrombe and Fitch and said to my stalker "look at all these preppy kids!".  It worked, it was a stroke of genius!  The guy was so stunned to see so many kids not dressed in goth clothing that he spontaniously combusted.  Right before he vanished into thin air I asked his name and he looked me in the eyes and whispered....."Billy. My name is Billy."

But overall it was a cool day at the mall because I totally saw Superman Returns and bought the new My Chemical Romance CD.

*Phee praises the mighty Ted*

Let's go get some gothic Kackies

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i want another story.

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Do you want to hang out at Great Lakes Crossing this weekend and play lazer tag in the halls and talk about the Fonze? Did you know that Great Lakes Crossing has sushi? And a Hot Topic too. And they sell shirts made by dozI, at least that is what it says on my shirt when I look at it in the mirror.

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no.

emo = whiny spoilt brats crying cos their girlfriend dumped them for the 18th million times because they allready have a pussy and dont need a second one, and often found sobbing about how "thier pearents dont understand them" yet paid for thier ridiculous haircuts, overpriced geek clothes and WAY overpriced teeshirts.

empo bands are usually done by managment to this recipie

take one moaning sounding guy, add silly legoman haircut, take his toys away from him to get a temper screaming tantrum. record, marinade in a band of other misserable looking upper middle class kids

add a name with three words in (my chemical romance, my dying toenail. etc.)

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" whiny spoilt brats crying cos their girlfriend dumped them for the 18th million times because they allready have a pussy and dont need a second one, and often found sobbing about how 'thier pearents dont understand them' yet paid for thier ridiculous haircuts, overpriced geek clothes and WAY overpriced teeshirts."

...= histrionic Goth.

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