Why Over-40-Year-Old Women Rule.

[Brenda Starrr]

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes. This is for all girls over

40...AND.

for guys who are scared of girls over 40. This was written by Andy

Rooney

from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most

of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never

wake you in the middle of the night to ask," What are you thinking?"

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit

around

whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually

something more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with

you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of

course,

if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they

can get

away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what

it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to

a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is

far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if

you

are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder

where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,

well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow

pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk

for

free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are against

marriage why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire

Pig,

just to get a little sausage.

[slingerlandstyx]

LMAO!!! And so true...

[Der Nister]

I've dated a woman or two that was over 40. :grin

That's all I'm gonna say. :whistling

[Blackmail]

I like women who are over 40.........like my grandma for example. :innocent

[phee]

I like women who are over 40.........like my grandma for example.  :innocent

*Phee delivers BM's last rights*

[Blackmail]

*Phee delivers BM's last rights*

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I was just jokin'

[Hellion]

LMAO!!!  And so true...

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:devil Definately yes.

[BillyDeath]

I sure as hell am not afraid of dating 40 and older women. I've went out with women who were 40 and older. They were usually the best because I never had to deal with these games. Most of them were into Goth and other cool stuff. I have to admit Brenda, if you didn't put on your profile the year you were born, you could have fooled me. You could pass for someone in there mid-twenties and I'm not just saying or sucking up or any.

[BillyDeath]

This includes all the other women in this board.

[Steven]

cool post Brenda. And very true. And sorry about the little sausage.

by the way, I love my 40+ woman, she's smart and sexy and funny and insightful and is definatley my best friend.

[phee]

cool post Brenda.  And very true.  And sorry about the little sausage.

by the way, I love my 40+ woman, she's smart and sexy and funny and insightful and is definatley my best friend.

:blushing thanks steven

[Daevion]

Never dated a woman over 40 so I wouldn't know these things..

[Brenda Starrr]

Never dated a woman over 40 so I wouldn't know these things..

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You have NO idea what you're missing.

[Homicidalheathen]

women over 40 rock because we go to parties where guys sing the jungle song in a loin cloth, highlander boots.....and a poet shirt. Yup. I rock.