My town is soooo boring

[Onyx]

I just couldn't help myself. So few things happen around here and I'm stuck here this weekend.

My oldest daughter went to a friend's house yesterday to spend the night. This morning when I went to pick her up I was almost ran off the road by a cop car with sirens blaring and lights flashing. I pulled over and there was an ambulance closely following.

I picked up Heather and then we were passed by a dive team

van! I didn't even know we had one. Then another couple of police

cars and one strange unmarked blue van with a red light on top.

My kids and I were so curious we followed them to see what

was going on. Down at the lake at the park down from us they had the beach blocked off and nobody was allowed to leave and nobody allowed to enter. No idea yet what was happening.

I doubt it was just a simple drowning because I counted 8 police cars,

the dive team, an ambulance and that strange unmarked van. Some sort

of violence might have happened because they weren't allowing cars to

leave the area. They had a rope across the exit and two guards there. Maybe they wanted them as witnesses?

I hope something will be on the news about it because we couldn't see a thing.

Go ahead. Laugh. I know.

[Brenda Starrr]

You're so goth, you look forward to seeing death in the news!

[BillyDeath]

This town must be Holly, Fenton, Lindon, Argentine, or Byron.

[BrassFusion]

This town must be Holly, Fenton, Lindon, Argentine, or Byron.

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Or worse.

[BillyDeath]

Could it be... Ninevah!!!!!!!

[FarrIL]

Holly aint that boring.

It's closer to Detroit than Midland is, so therefore, it's not boring. XD

[Hellion]

:devil How about the towns of Sterling and Omer,very boring.

[FarrIL]

:devil How about the towns of Sterling and Omer,very boring.

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Never been.

As long as their father south than Sagnasty, all's well with me.

[Scary Guy]

I do it too, but I do it in my car, which is funny to see I think.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

I'm more used to following an ambulance when my sister has to be rushed to the hospital. She has hydrosyphillus (water on the brain.) Sometimes her shunt malfunctions or her medicine has to be changed cuz of the rate she's growing. She's 12, and has had to deal with it since she was born.

But anyway, the only time I really want to follow an ambulance is when someone I love is being transported to the hospital.

[Brenda Starrr]

I do it too, but I do it in my car, which is funny to see I think.

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The hearse? That's just awesome.

[Anathema]

hey, our town is so hoppin' it closes at 5pm! and the most exciting thing that happens here is my husband's dog taking a crap outside the local corner store!

"STOP THE PRESS! Big dog takes a shit outside corner store!"

[Brenda Starrr]

It looks like it says that both you and your husband's dog take a shit outside.

[Brenda Starrr]

hey, our town is so hoppin' it closes at 5pm!  and the most exciting thing that happens here is me and my husband's dog taking a crap outside the local corner store! 

"STOP THE PRESS!  Big dog takes a shit outside corner store!"

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See?

[Hellion]

:devil Thats why I like the city I live in,there has to be at least 30 bars or more within a square mile.and a few good smoke shops,if you know what I mean.

[FarrIL]

In my town, I hang out at the tattoo parlor, instead of the mall.

:woot:

[Homicidalheathen]

Living near Detroit means I see wierd crap everyday. It is the only thing that makes living in this shit hole worth the trouble. At least I get a laugh.......

[Paper Hearts]

Yeah, like I hear gunshots once in a while...you know, whatever, but last week I totally forgot about Independence Day, I mean it came and went ,I had no idea. But I kept hearing what I thought were more and more gunshots and then like on the 4th I was almost sure some dude received what sounded like the first drive-by cannon balling, in history. I was just like 'wow, what f___ are those crazy-asses up to now!?" -Didn't hit me 'till the 5th that I was in fact a jack-ass.

Anyhow, if you get too bored, fire trucks LOVE IT when you race along side them. Give it a shot.

[SpidersMoment]

NO!!! I beat you all. Adrian and Tecumseh are the most boring of all!!!! Unless your middle-age to elderly there is absolutly nothing to do.

and people wonder why Tecumseh is full of stoners.

[bean]

It looks like it says that both you and your husband's dog take a shit outside.

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:laughing

You ever drive by a really bad car accident and look for blood, guts and dead bodies? You just can't help it. It's sick and wrong, but you're like "where are the bodies?"

[Anathema]

yes, our dog poops in front of the corner store. and today, oh my, such excitement. to much seeing as it was 7am! the damn DPW of holly is tearing up our street and didn't inform us that they were tearing up everyones driveways this morning. so needless to say some ass construction guy starts banging on the door at 7am telling me if i don't move my car out of the driveway right now i won't be able to get out for the next four days. "were was our city notice" i asked and said they are suposed to notify of of these things. he proceeded to tell me it wasn't his problem and to move. i was livid and we got into it. they started digging up my drive while i was waiting to talk to the jack-off's supervisor so i got even more mad, started to move my car asking them where should i park and they had the nerve to tell me anywhere but here and that that wasn't their problem either. now that it's a decent hour of the day i went to the village offices and complained. they were rather suprised that the workers were so rude and gave me their bosses number. hehe. i don't think i wouldn't have been so mad if they hadn't woken me up at 7am after i'd gone to bed at only 5am.

[Brenda Starrr]

Yes, but it looks like you ALSO poop in front of the store. Just like the dog.

[DarkVampire]

I like my boring city. Living in a large place like Detroit would be too much for me.

[Anathema]

It looks like it says that both you and your husband's dog take a shit outside.

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ok, so i have finally modified it to show exactly who the pooper is...lol.

[ManicQueen]

You all need to stop following me while I'm at work, saving the worthless people of Detroit or where ever I may be at the time.

Not only do you people get in my way, but you also cause accidents.. accidents that I don't have time to clean up after. So STOP IT!

Get a dog or something. I hear gold fish are lots of fun too.

Stay away from the ambulance's.. or else! :grin :laughing :innocent