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It's hot as hell up here.

I'm listening to Archers of Loaf.

I've been trying to stay off the furniture because I don't want to stain anything.

I thought about putting down towels.

And then I thought, fuck it, just wear towels, it saves time.

I didn't end up doing either.

The cap has been stuck on my Whiskey since January, like stuck on.

Basically what happened was I didn't want to expend energy thinking or something.

Pliers were what I needed.

Took me 2 seconds to figure it out once I thought about it.

I finally opened my whiskey.

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How about a hooker to put you in that damned casket??

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I've never had a hooker. And I'm not into STDs. I don't want to have cold sores in the casket.

Oh my god it's so hot in here. And there wasn't even enough whisky to get me drunk. It may be heat stroke before this one's over.

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Congratulations on the whiskey.

To stay cool, go to closest convenience store, buy ice. Fill bathtub with cold water. Add ice.

Aaaaah. A few hours of cool.

Just don't fall asleep in there or you may wake up without kidneys.

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To stay cool, go to closest convenience store, buy ice. Fill bathtub with cold water. Add ice.

Aaaaah. A few hours of cool.

Just don't fall asleep in there or you may wake up without kidneys

I was thinking kidney removal before I finnished reading that post Onyx. :laughing

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Congratulations on the whiskey.

To stay cool, go to closest convenience store, buy ice.  Fill bathtub with cold water.  Add ice. 

Aaaaah.  A few hours of cool.

Just don't fall asleep in there or you may wake up without kidneys.

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I'm laughing, but I'm sweating.

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Or I could just slit them. /wrists

91 degrees

:erm

I know what you're going through. I lived in a neighborhood where they cut the power off to the whole block for the night (more than once) to conserve energy.

I got no sleep at all and would end up sitting on my porch till I left for work at 6 am.

My apt would get as hot as 105 digrees.

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:erm

I know what you're going through. I lived in a neighborhood where they cut the power off to the whole block for the night (more than once) to conserve energy.

I got no sleep at all and would end up sitting on my porch till I left for work at 6 am.

My apt would get as hot as 105 digrees.

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Yeah, I have an air conditioner actually...I'm just not putting it on.

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