Member #255 is having problems

[Brenda Starrr]

No. Peeling my wallpaper is therapy for HIM. He will love it. I'll even cook breakfast.

[phee]

Again, I do not mind threadjacking in my threads and if any of you "moderators" ever try to stop someone from threadjacking one of my threads it's going to piss me off and that will only add to my problems.

See brenda???

Now look what you have done...

He is all sheepish now

[Brenda Starrr]

Don't make me ban your ass, Phee. Game of Chan has nothing on me.

[Paper Hearts]

^did someone say SHEEP!!!???

[phee]

here they come

[Paper Hearts]

Now we really have problems in here.

[phee]

Depressed Gothic Sheep everywhere

[Paper Hearts]

Best thing to do is have Brenda shave one of them and make us gothique sweaters

[phee]

That is a "Bon Ide"

[Paper Hearts]

Is that similar to Bon Jovi? Brenda can make the best Bon Jovi sweaters ever.

[phee]

this is helping

[Paper Hearts]

^I'm afraid it isn't. It would bring me a momentary albeit false sense of joy however, if Brenda would be so kind as to knit for us.

[phee]

Gothique Knitting for Paul

[Paper Hearts]

And you see? When I need Brenda most, she is no where to be found. Probably knitting sweaters for people on another goth network.

[phee]

And you see? When I need Brenda most, she is no where to be found. Probably knitting sweaters for people on another goth network.

Now member 8 is depressed also

[Paper Hearts]

^Can you be more specific?

[phee]

*Sigh* nope..... I am too depressed to be specific

[Paper Hearts]

^What do you specifically mean? Please specify the specifics of the specificity.

We need a 'specifics' thread. where people can be specific at all times...and still call eachother foul names.

[Paper Hearts]

I'm having PROBLEMS understanding you.

[phee]

Plural

[Paper Hearts]

^now you're begining to understand. I need more people like you so that all my problems can be solved.

[phee]

The first problem the answer is A.)

[kellygrrrrrl]

I was thinking D) All of the Above

[Paper Hearts]

That's one problem solved, but I still have a ton more. Please keep helping.

[phee]

A ton meaning 2000 lbs? or are you being poetic?