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Gothmama25

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*giggle* Here's a line I used that worked!

"Ever have an erotic dream about someone and not be able to look them in the eye the next day?"

Must be said while pointedly looking at the person's feet.

Granted it wasn't a pure "pick up" line, as we already knew each other and I had reason to believe my line would work. Heehee!

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(only a "pickup" line if you can pull it off with confidence, and a bit of "i'm teasing you, dummy!" attitude - not recommended for novices, which, of course, leaves me out!)

pick a woman to approach:

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: WHAT!?

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: "NO!" (or some variation)

you:"hmm - must be your feet then..."

you: *turn & walk away*

:shock::rofl::fear::whistle:

(edited to add: you can exchange "pussy" with "panties" for a less crude option - still gets the point across!)

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(only a "pickup" line if you can pull it off with confidence, and a bit of "i'm teasing you, dummy!" attitude - not recommended for novices, which, of course, leaves me out!)

pick a woman to approach:

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: WHAT!?

you: "can i smell your pussy?"

her: "NO!" (or some variation)

you:"hmm - must be your feet then..."

you: *turn & walk away*

:shock::rofl::fear::whistle:

Anyone who said that to me would get punched, whether they were teasing or not!

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The one I usually use is:

"So, do you have a boyfreind?" (Hopefully she says 'no'.) "You want one?"

Then the one I made up that's slap to the face or kick to the groin worthy is:

"Hey baby, you're like a bedroom door. I knock and I wanna *come* inside."

Yea...needless to say I NEVER use the last one...but, it's still funny...

you used that last one on me...and ...it worked....LOL

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I had a guy tell me I looked so good he could spread me on a cracker and eat me. We went out the next night. I'm all up for at least going on one date with a guy with enough balls to say something like that. It entertains me.

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