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^It's funny how we hang on to things like that. Or maybe I'm just over-sentimental.

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it might not be over-sentimental (like i once thought it was too) now i just think it is mental. we are mental paul. face it. no senti, just mental.

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^And we have tolerance for really bad baseball teams...for years and years.

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yes, yes we do. not many people out there like us paul. crazy and tolerate shitty baseball teams. that is called loyalty. we are loyal. and patient. it makes us special. and there is no one out there like us. except, well, us.

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yes, yes we do. not many people out there like us paul. crazy and tolerate shitty baseball teams. that is called loyalty. we are loyal. and patient. it makes us special. and there is no one out there like us. except, well, us.

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Actually, I was just in Oakland Mall, on buisness, and I was waylaid by a lotioness from one of the center islands. Well, long story short, I'm a sucker for a sales pitch...and a Mediterranean accent. And pretty girls make me melt.

So I accomplished nothing but her phone number.

People do like me, despite everything.

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Actually, I was just in Oakland Mall, on buisness, and I was waylaid by a lotioness from one of the center islands. Well, long story short, I'm a sucker for a sales pitch...and a Mediterranean accent. And pretty girls make me melt.

So I accomplished nothing but her phone number.

People do like me, despite everything.

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lotioness? was it the girl who wants to show you how nice and shiny and smooth your nails will be with her manicure/lotion set?

if so she got me too once on the way to buying jeans. i let her do my nail (not as kinky as it sounds) and then i told her "i need to buy some jeans. i can not buy your package." (not as kinky as it sounds) then i told her "but if i don't find what i am looking for, i will come back and hit you up" (not as kinky as it sounds)

so long story short (am i capable of that??) i found my jeans, i didn't go back to the nail girl andi wonder if that is what you meant by "lotioness".

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lotioness? was it the girl who wants to show you how nice and shiny and smooth your nails will be with her manicure/lotion set?

if so she got me too once on the way to buying jeans. i let her do my nail (not as kinky as it sounds) and then i told her "i need to buy some jeans. i can not buy your package." (not as kinky as it sounds) then i told her "but if i don't find what i am looking for, i will come back and hit you up" (not as kinky as it sounds)

so long story short (am i capable of that??) i found my jeans, i didn't go back to the nail girl andi wonder if that is what you meant by "lotioness".

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She did ask me if I cared about my nails, first, yes. And I responded "Not really". But then she went on to give me a brilliantly sensual demonstration of her lotion from "Ze Dead Sea". My wrist still smells like her...her lotion from the Dead Sea, not what you're thinking.

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