Faeries

[Gauge]

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female

[AstralCrux]

:laughing :grin :laughing :doh

[phee]

Heh!

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

hehehehehehe........I bet the wife dont want him now. :grin

[CandyQuackenbush]

Its funny because its true.

[Scary Guy]

A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female

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Fairies aren't always female (at least not that I've seen, and I don't know of any proof since they're imaginary creatures, and therefore the point is moot (unless you want to get really technical, then they exist in San Francisco)). Also when presented with a wish one should clearly define every aspect of it. He should have left off the "me" and added the words "than I am now" to the end of that sentance. Or he could have said some bullshit like "I wish we were both 32 years younger" and probably gotten away with it and have the added bonus of not needing a pill to get it up/better health.

Yes, indeed I can suck the fun out of anything.

[Gauge]

it was a joke

[JaneDead]

:laughing

[Scary Guy]

it was a joke 

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Sorry I over examine and nit-pick everything.

[jadnifer]

It was funny. every joke can be examined like that....but if you do...it wouldnt be funny anymore....LOL!!! No offense scary guy, no offense. i sincerely hope that there was none taken.

[Scary Guy]

It was funny. every joke can be examined like that....but if you do...it wouldnt be funny anymore....LOL!!! No offense scary guy, no offense. i sincerely hope that there was none taken.

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None taken since it's widely known I lack a sense of humor.