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I do. There are some fat ones outside my door at night that are attracted to the light. I kill them and then fry them up for breakfast in the morning! LOL! I love the juicy ones, but the crunchy ones do the trick too!

P.S.- I dont really do this! ok, maybe that one time......

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I do. There are some fat ones outside my door at night that are attracted to the light. I kill them and then fry them up for breakfast in the morning! LOL! I love the juicy ones, but the crunchy ones do the trick too!

P.S.- I dont really do this! ok, maybe that one time......

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Actually....

statistically, we each eat five to eight spiders a year in our sleep, depending on location and climate.

gross, eh?

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*roflmao*

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Actually, there's a story behind this. The question that my Blogspot asked me was this:

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

And my reply,

That I saved the world from the return from the all-devouring Aztec Gods by dousing them with all 31 flavors and marketing a new one: Spider God and Cream.

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Actually, there's a story behind this. The question that my Blogspot asked me was this:

What did you dream when you ate a spider while sleeping?

And my reply,

That I saved the world from the return from the all-devouring Aztec Gods by dousing them with all 31 flavors and marketing a new one: Spider God and Cream.

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thats great!

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So, what's keeping everyone else up? I should be getting into bed with Mona Lisa Overdrive shortly, but on a strange whim I wandered by. And Mistress mallochai was here, so I figured that I'd drop in.

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wondering how many spiders i should get for breakfast in the morning

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Scary as spiders are. A friend of mine recently adopted a scorpion.

She found it while cleaning out her bathroom. Must have thought it was cuter than spit, because now it's in an aquarium and is sitting pretty eating feeder crickets from the store.

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Scary as spiders are. A friend of mine recently adopted a scorpion.

She found it while cleaning out her bathroom. Must have thought it was cuter than spit, because now it's in an aquarium and is sitting pretty eating feeder crickets from the store.

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interesting getting a tarantula has occasionally crossed my mind

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This is kinda funny because lastnight I was watching a program on body bugs and things like that. They estimated the average person will, not knowingly, eat about a pound of bugs in a year, alseep. Is that nasty or what? I'm taping my mouth shut from now on!

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I do it when I am wide awake. But I don't mean too. It happens when I am out of breath, riding my bike.....or talking riding my bike......just last night I was in mid sentence and whap! In the back of my throat it goes.....I am coughing and spitting but it was too late. Am I technically still a vegetarian??? :confused

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Eating spiders in your sleep could be scary but if you dont know its happening at the time its happening how could you be scared? unless you woke up as the spider was crawling in your mouth then that could be a little freaky. What if you sleep with your mouth closed though? do they crawl up your nose? bet they do! lol.

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I do it when I am wide awake.  But I don't mean too.  It happens when I am out of breath, riding my bike.....or talking riding my bike......just last night I was in mid sentence and whap!  In the back of my throat it goes.....I am coughing and spitting but it was too late.  Am I technically still a vegetarian??? :confused

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technically if you want to super strict on it, no! but i think i will let it slide this one time! lol

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I am so scared of Spiders, that I get queazy yuck feeling in my stomach if I even look at one....

Even little tiny ones that you have to squint at to look at....

*shudder*

And I did hear that factiod a while ago about eating spiders in your sleep...

Makes me want to sleep with tape over my mouth,.,.....

But then they would get in my nose, and in my ears....I'd rather swallow them and kill them, than to have to go to a doctor to get an alive spider out of my ear....

I had a really bad story come through about that once.....

A lady had a moth in her ear...she could hear it flapping about buzzing and couldn't get it out....it was stuck to her earwax.....so she had to go and get it removed.....

:doh *SHUDDERS MORE*

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I am so scared of Spiders, that I get queazy yuck feeling in my stomach if I even look at one....

Even little tiny ones that you have to squint at to look at....

*shudder*

And I did hear that factiod a while ago about eating spiders in your sleep...

Makes me want to sleep with tape over my mouth,.,.....

But then they would get in my nose, and in my ears....I'd rather swallow them and kill them, than to have to go to a doctor to get an alive spider out of my ear....

I had a really bad story come through about that once.....

A lady had a moth in her ear...she could hear it flapping about buzzing and couldn't get it out....it was stuck to her earwax.....so she had to go and get it removed.....

:doh *SHUDDERS MORE*

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yeah ok. spiders dont bother me, but if i had to go and get something removed it would certainly be a bit unsettling

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