My New Job

[Gauge]

arr, i can acredit t' the fact you are a fine beuty.

just dont be around in that if Cap'n HW is in port, lest you be slung o'the shoulder and carried off

cap'n HW sir, is that a threat or a promise? *giggle*

FREE MY PEOPLE!!!!!

[Draco1958]

Taking pics of Gauge in that outfit would be worth the drive......GGRRRrrrrrrrrrooowwwllll

[Gauge]

*giggle*

oh and last night rawked out hard core! we had our hometown showgirl spectacular and let me say it was hot! They were done by 3 of our managers each one with about 6 girls putting on a show. my favorite one was actually from the boss that i thought was really stuffy. it was done to all manson songs and it started out with a bunch of satanic monks in long black robes over a priest doing a freaky sacrificial ritual. they actually made a wooden cross and hung her from the ceiling! so their raising her and she gets to the top and the music stops, they replace her with a flag and pull her up through the hole. when she comes back down and the next song starts all the monks have stripped off their robes and are now wearing nothing but camo pants and combat boots and holding machine guns! the priest came down with a george bush mask on and dress pants and was like groping herself and beeing kind of retarded. then the camo girls throw each other down along with "bush" and start banging each other (not literally of course) with the guns and shit untill finally they kill "bush" and they are all drenched in blood! then the last girl comes down from the celining to another song as an angel and lays by bush's side to take him to heaven untill she reallizes who it is. so instead she steps on him and her and the other girls get into this big "horray bush is gone lets make out and grope each other" dance. mmmhm lots of fun

[phee]

*giggle*

oh and last night rawked out hard core! we had our hometown showgirl spectacular and let me say it was hot! They were done by 3 of our managers each one with about 6 girls putting on a show. my favorite one was actually from the boss that i thought was really stuffy. it was done to all manson songs and it started out with a bunch of satanic monks in long black robes over a priest doing a freaky sacrificial ritual. they actually made a wooden cross and hung her from the ceiling! so their raising her and she gets to the top and the music stops, they replace her with a flag and pull her up through the hole. when she comes back down and the next song starts all the monks have stripped off their robes and are now wearing nothing but camo pants and combat boots and holding machine guns! the priest came down with a george bush mask on and dress pants and was like groping herself and beeing kind of retarded. then the camo girls throw each other down along with "bush" and start banging each other (not literally of course) with the guns and shit untill finally they kill "bush" and they are all drenched in blood! then the last girl comes down from the celining to another song as an angel and lays by bush's side to take him to heaven untill she reallizes who it is. so instead she steps on him and her and the other girls get into this big "horray bush is gone lets make out and grope each other" dance. mmmhm lots of fun

I have had dates like that

[Gauge]

sounds like funnness :peanutbutterjellytime

[BrassFusion]

*giggle*

oh and last night rawked out hard core! we had our hometown showgirl spectacular and let me say it was hot! They were done by 3 of our managers each one with about 6 girls putting on a show. my favorite one was actually from the boss that i thought was really stuffy. it was done to all manson songs and it started out with a bunch of satanic monks in long black robes over a priest doing a freaky sacrificial ritual. they actually made a wooden cross and hung her from the ceiling! so their raising her and she gets to the top and the music stops, they replace her with a flag and pull her up through the hole. when she comes back down and the next song starts all the monks have stripped off their robes and are now wearing nothing but camo pants and combat boots and holding machine guns! the priest came down with a george bush mask on and dress pants and was like groping herself and beeing kind of retarded. then the camo girls throw each other down along with "bush" and start banging each other (not literally of course) with the guns and shit untill finally they kill "bush" and they are all drenched in blood! then the last girl comes down from the celining to another song as an angel and lays by bush's side to take him to heaven untill she reallizes who it is. so instead she steps on him and her and the other girls get into this big "horray bush is gone lets make out and grope each other" dance. mmmhm lots of fun

Damn. THAT happened in a non-metro detroit part of michigan?? I just gained a little more respect for my state.

[Gauge]

yea it was way amazing! i gained a whole new respect for my boss