If I Only Were A Goth

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"If I Only Were A Goth" by Thou Shalt Not

(Sung to the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain" from the Wizard of Oz)

I'd be thinner, I'd be taller

Go clubbing in my collar

With skin pale as a moth

Dressed in black, I'd go creepin'

While the normal folk are sleepin'

If I only were a Goth

With my hair up, I'd look fancy

Like Siouxsie and the Banshees

With silk or velvet cloth

Dressed in boots, never sandals

And the room would be lit with candles

If I only were a Goth

Yes I'd wanna die

From the bottom of my heart impure

Would I like another clove? Well, sure

And after that, we'll go listen to The Cure

I'd pretend to be a vampire

Like in stories 'round the campfire

I'd suck your bloody froth

Yes the thing I'd be best at

Is impersonating Lestat

If I only were a Goth

In my casket purse I'm toutin'

Einsturzende Neubauten

And pagan hymns to Thoth

Yes the world would be depressing

Over death I'd be obsessing

And this corpse that I'm undressing

Would be sexier, I'm guessing

With my diet I'd get scurvy

And I'd worship Peter Murphy

If I only were a Goth

[Homicidalheathen]

Hee hee hee! Thats pretty good.

[The Kanuck]

I have that song! but it was done by Thou Shalt Not.

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Voltaire Video

Voltaire is sort of a "goth comentator" and musician and it sounds a lot like his music... come to think of it probably make for an interesting seprate post. >snip

WTF i was thinking i dont know. I've got a solid 20 tracks from thou shalt not. Watch me edit the hell out of the topic post really fast hah.

The song "The Vampire Club" i actually think is more amusing. They have several good tounge-in-cheek gothy songs. (all on DGN radio)

Heres the song intermixed with Vampire Hunter D.

One of the comments below it "Who's Peter Murphy?" haha.