Weird Crap About Me You Really Don't Need To Know

[SpidersMoment]

1- I hate going into my dept Head's drawer cuz it's like an explosion hit it and i get tempted to clean it. But my drawer is just about the same way.

2- I HAVE to smell markers when im using them

3- Even though i dont wear much, i have an ever-growing collection of nailpolish and lipstick

4- i get creeped out by the shit underneth my bed at night. I dont beleive in the boogeyman, but it still makes iffy

5- i love drinking out of the orange juice carton, but if someone else does it, im grossed out.

6- when im at home, i hate doing the dishes. But when im at a friends house, i always offer to do there dishes

[JaneDead]

i think everyone loves bubble wrap

i do the snow on the car thing too but only to my car before i drive.

i am sure i have said my weird things before but i will add some here again:

i have to smell everything. well, i used to smell EVERYTHING now i just smell most everything. like something before i eat it, soap before i use it, my hands, my clothes, other people if i hug them, a pillow before i lay on it, a marker before i use it, a glass before i pour something in it. yeah it used to be really bad and i am not as bad anymore.

i count things. i will count tiles on a floor, lines on things, spots, the amount of letters words in a sentence have... and if i don't have much else to look at and count i will take the numbers i have already added and start to do math problems with the number. adding and multiplying mostly.

i don't like even numbers usually. i like some, but only sometimes.

and i don't like even numbers of things. i'd rather have one of something or 3. or five. but not like a pair of something or an even number. i have always thought how lucky am i we are a family of 5 so i don't have to have 4 or 6 plates out.

if i have to have 2 of something, i prefer them to be different some how. i don't want them exactly the same. if i have 2 picture frames together they have to look different or one has to be bigger than the other. i have a pair of matching candles on my piano but other than that nothing matches or is paired. and i often remove those candles and then put them back at a later time. i think i just need to use them completely and be done with it.

i can't sleep unless i am covered with something. even if i am hot i need something over some part of my backside. and i used to have to sleep with one foot out of the covers and sometimes hanging my foot off the bed. i don't do that anymore but i do need to be covered.

i like to make lists of things. i have many many many lists allll over my house. and i have many lists that are lists of the same things. i will keep these lists until whatever on it is fulfilled/not of use anymore or i will transfer everything on that list to my new list that is similiar/the same until i will throw a list out. i already have my christmas card list made out but i will probably redo it and throw that one away at some point.

i am very disorganized around my house. my room is always a mess. but i hate messy drawers/closets/cabinets. i will take the time to make sure every spoon is on top of each other, in the right place and NO junk in the drawer (i HATE junk drawers) but my room... it can have clothes, cds, the kids toys (they bring them in there often), dust, lists, whatever all over the place. the outside can be a mess but the inside needs to be clean. i know this is a problem. my purse too. it has to always be cleaned out and things in the right place. my make up and hair stuff all organized. if i am able to contain something i keep it neat. if i don't contain something it is a mess.

i can sit and stare and do absolutely nothing for a very long time. i will sit and think and think and think and am perfectly content with that. i see people in dr's offices waiting, reading, bored and i think oh, why didn't i think to bring something to read? then i realize i don't need anything to read. i can sit here and do nothing and be fine. and that is not even about being lazy (because yes i am lazy) that really is just about being content with nothing but thinking.

i think my thoughts scare people sometimes. i will tell them a memory of something and the details sort of make them wonder why i remember that stuff. i don't try to remember, i just do. i think sometimes it makes people think they are special and i remember all this stuff, just about them. and i say no really, i am like this about everything. other times i am sure they just think i am crazy and wonder why i would ever remember something like that.

i do forget things too and that drives me nuts because i can remember other useless things so well. but my short term memory often fails me when i need it. (ie. to remember an appointment, a phone call i need to make, something my kids need for school)

i excessively brush and floss my teeth. i use a tongue scrapper almost everytime i brush and mouth wash whenever i remember. but the brushing and flossing is quite frequent. but i guess that is what gives me my "dynomiiiiite smile"

i used to only like long hair and long nails and thought i would never cut my hair or nails. i have had short hair and nails for about 9 years and can't grow either back without going insane when they get to a certain length.

i collect things and always have but i am at a point in my life where i HATE to have stuff. i don't buy stuff and i don't take stuff from people anymore. but i still have all my old stuff. i have no idea why i still have it since i really don't want it anymore. i have a feeling by this winter though all my crap WILL be gone. some of it has been boxed away for 3 years in my basement. it can't possibly be that important anymore.

i spend little to no time looking at myself in a mirror. (i only ever look if i am putting on makeup and even then i don't look that closely because i have noticed at the end of the night i did a really bad job with putting it on sometimes) because of this i have noticed that i don't see some weird things going on with my face/body. i have decided to pay closer attention to what i look like now.

um yeah so i guess that is a lot. there you go.

[JaneDead]

i did forget to add my odd fear of guns. i think it is the only thing i am truly afraid of. i can't even hold one empty. i used to do it when i was little when my dad would show me how to use guns. but after that i was terrified of them.

[TygerLili]

I have to sleep with the fan on, the curtains/blinds closed, and the bedroom door closed. I used to be a lot crazier about my sleep habits(I couldn't sleep if I could see a crack of light around the door or a light from an appliance. I had to turn the part of my alarm clock that lit up face down.), but luckily after I went to college I relaxed a little on that. I used to have really bad insomnia, but the last couple years it doesn't seem to plague me as much.

I always peel stickers too. Sometimes I even catch myself randomly peeling the price sticker off something in a store.

If I drink soda or juice from a can, I always break off the tab after I open it.

When I see cats or dogs with crust in the corner of their eyes, I have to get a kleenex and remove it, even when it's not my cat or dog.

I have weird fear of decapitation. I can't even watch a movie with head-chopping stuff in it.

If a pen has the tab on it that you can clip on your shirt pocket or whatever, I have a bad habit of playing with it until it snaps off.

I'm sure there are more, but that's all I can think of now.

[n0Mad]

I hate twisted phone cords. I have to unplug it from the handset and let it dangle while I straighten it out, and then I plug it back in.

[saechalyn]

When I see cats or dogs with crust in the corner of their eyes, I have to get a kleenex and remove it, even when it's not my cat or dog.

I do that too! I always say "C'mere bug, you have eye boogers!!" to my friend's cat.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I smell EVERYTHING

I'm with on the phone cord thing Spook!

I have a slight fear of ghosts....

Never saw one, but if I did, I would surley die from a heart attack

If there is a patch of Dandilions in fluff form, I will kick them until they are all fluffed out

I hate feet - but I like mine to be rubbed/licked/sucked/tickled....etc...

I do NOT like seeing boogers

insects creep me out

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH boy it sure feels good getting these out in the open....

[Gothmama25]

1. I can't sleep unless its pitch black and dead silent.

2. When I sleep anywhere other than my house I'm always the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up.

3. I talk and walk in my sleep. (I was told that I tried to take a bath while sleepwalking once too.)

4. I'm extremely shy when I first meet people.

5. I'm obsessed with those celebrity gossip magazines.

6. I am a tomboy.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can do an impression of Smeagol masterbating...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I hate feet - but I like mine to be rubbed/licked/sucked/tickled....etc...

OMG FEET! *shudder* I keep my feet covered 24/7...the only time I take off my socks are during showers and to change them...which leads to another odd fact about me...socks are the first thing I put on after a shower...

I say "f*ck" wayyyyyyy too much...

The longest I've played a game was 36 hours straight (FF7)

My dream is to do voice over acting...

I use a fork to scratch my back...

I'm am too obbsessed with my entertainment center and my 20 inch flat screen high definition tv and my 5.1 surround sound home theater system...

I know too much trivia on time travel or anything involving time...(I can tell you why Terminator doesn't make sense or how many things in "Click" is wrong)

Mt. Dew is my life force...

I know too much about "Sailor Moon", "The Crow","Animaniacs" and "Resident Evil"

I'm Mexican, Huron Native American,German AND Russian, Irish AND British...

I'll come up with more later...

[fever blister]

i also hate feet and get alotta shit about it too, but my thing is i cant wait to number 2 cause thats when i do my reading or gameboy playing, its the only place i can focus

[honeymustard02]

I have heard that spies sent to Europe are grilled to not do this, as it gives them away as being from the U.S., supposedly because the European "way" is to fork with the left, cut with the right, and just eat keeping the fork in the left hand.

Movies I've watched have borne this out.

As far as I know it's true that it's a European thing.. My grandparents are German and that's where I got it from. Except my own little compulsion is I have to have my fork in my right hand. It just doesn't feel right holding it in my left :-D

[n0Mad]

I have to unwrap all of my Starbursts first and put them in a cup or bowl before I can eat them.

[Homicidalheathen]

I get real uneasy around my parents at times or real bored either way.......and have to leave.

[TygerLili]

If I eat M&Ms, I have to eat all of one color before I can move onto another color, even though they all taste the same.

I also do that with the veggies in vegetable soup or mixed vegetables.