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Sybil Newbie

Sybil

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You Are 20% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.

You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

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a month ago, i MADE my boyfriend, Paul throw away 20 year old metal, mirror, light-up, posters..... all beer paraphenalia.....hahahahahaaa...

we put the stuff out at the street, and i'm not kidding, within the hour, all of our neighbors that drove by picked up some of these "advertisements"....

i was "peein'-laughin'"..

i felt like i was back in the south ...

to me, beer "stuff" isnt decoration..

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Vampyro Newbie

Vampyro

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You Are 20% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.

You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

:laugh:

a month ago, i MADE my boyfriend, Paul throw away 20 year old metal, mirror, light-up, posters..... all beer paraphenalia.....hahahahahaaa...

we put the stuff out at the street, and i'm not kidding, within the hour, all of our neighbors that drove by picked up some of these "advertisements"....

i was "peein'-laughin'"..

i felt like i was back in the south ...

to me, beer "stuff" isnt decoration..

Damnit! You shoulda posted an "up for grabs" on all that shit here on dgn, some of that stuff I'm sure i woulda taken! Now I'm off to take this quiz... I'm a bit nervous about what the results will be...

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Homicidalheathen

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I can't believe you beat me fucker! Damn! I thought I had that one! And with all the silly questions.....I still got 50% with honest answers.

Should I be embarressed or proud???

Bloody hell.. this is SO not true! Just circumstiantial evidence! YA'LL AINT GOT NO PROOF I IS A REDNECK!!!!

You Are 80% Redneck

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Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!

There ain't no redneck like you.

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

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the eternal Newbie

the eternal

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You Are 0% Redneck

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I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outta style.

You ain't no redneck - you're all Yankee!

How Redneck Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howredneckareyouquiz/

I swear to g-d, I usually aganize over my answers, this was the quickest ever.

It was easier to get a 0% than shooting a fox in a hen house. Yee haw!

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You might be a redneck goth if...

your coffin is up on blocks.

your hearse has a shotgun rack

your wife-beater shirt is black.

your coon dogs are named Bela and Lestat.

you have a pair of black latex overalls, with no crotch.

you drink the blood of animals at night, and then sodomize them.

you have hickeys with fang marks.

you check the blood type of your victim with a dipstick.

you don't have two front teeth, but you do have fangs.

your banjo is made of human flesh and bone.

your blood comes in a box

you hold late night walks and poetry readings, in a junkyard.

you think Johnny Cash has "pretty lips"

your coffin is lined with a velvet confederate flag

your hearse's horn plays the first few notes of Dixie, in D minor.

your hearse has Playboy mudflaps.

you have a Moon tan line when wearing a short sleeve shirt.

your coffin liner is black and grey plaid.

your hearse is jacked up and sports dear lights.

you smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.

you dye your sheep black.

you have elbow length black latex gloves, covered in pig shit.

you midwived the cow your leather boots came from.

your oh-so-spooky homepage is at www.y'all.com.

that's engine grease on your face, not makeup.

your bull's nose is pierced 6 times.

even your teeth are black.

your hearse has its doors welded shut.

you have a black velvet Elvis painting, postmortem.

your child's first words were "Ah! The light!".

your hearse has a trailer hitch.

you slit your wrists after your sister breaks up with you. - William Annis

you draw the line at drinkin' the blood o' colored folk. - William Annis

you write Gothic poetry about your "Achey Breaky Heart." - David Raehal

your closing remark at a funeral is "Y'all come back now, hear?" - Theadeaus Aggrippa

your rooster crows at moon rise - Theadeaus Aggrippa

all the cars and car parts in your yard can be seen as a pentacle from low flyingt aircraft - Theadeaus Aggrippa

your front porch were to collapse you would have killed 27 dogs if they weren't already dead - Theadeaus Aggrippa

your favorite brew is blood light - Theadeaus Aggrippa

your pick up truck is up on headstones - Theadeaus Aggrippa

you have a flatbed hearse - Theadeaus Aggrippa

barbed wire is not only functional but a fashion statement for your house - Theadeaus Aggrippa

you have spent your life perfecting black corn - Theadeaus Aggrippa

your great granddaddy still sits in his favorite rocking chair even though he is dead - Theadeaus Aggrippa

you go to the family grave plot to pick up girls. - Andy Tiegs

your coffin has a side-mounted spitoon - Marc Beltmann

you fantasize about your sister while listening to "Sisters of Mercy" - Marc Beltmann

your favorite monster truck is "Grave Digger" - Marc Beltmann

you have a giant pentagram belt buckle - Marc Beltmann

you have a bumper sticker that says "The dead will rise again" - Marc Beltmann

your face is paler than your hood (mabye don't post this one) - Marc Beltmann

you're too depressed for incest. - Marc Beltmann

you live in a double-wide mausoleum. - Marc Beltmann

you wear a black condom when you screw your sister. - Marc Beltmann

you have a copy of "press eject and give me the tape" on 8-track. - Josh Gross

your granny crochets your fishnets - bellatrix

you make bondage jewelry out of old tires - bellatrix

you name your lice after members of the Cure - bellatrix

you thought 'the Crow' should have been called 'the Chicken' - bellatrix

your favorite comic is "Johhny the Homicidal Tractor" - bellatrix

you have a red flannel trenchcoat - bellatrix

you buy your makeup from the hardware store. - Jesse Jacobs

you brand your cattle with the Bauhaus logo. - SpOoKyGiRl

you are the 7th son of a 7th son and your sister. - Doug Krainman

you bought Project Pitchfork thinking it was a country album. - Wolfe

your top hat has a "John Deer" patch on the front. - Stacy "Big Daddy" Daugherty

you love Skinny Puppy......with taters and gravy. - Stacy "Big Daddy" Daugherty

you own the entire Anne Rice collection but it just sits there because you're illiterate. - Jackson Lanners

you claim that the bullet holes in your broken television set show your 'artistic side' and reflect your 'distaste for the media.' - sheri

you have an Elvira pinup in your outhouse. - Jestin M Speet

someone yells "Hoedown!" and your dominatrix hits the floor. - Malcus Dorroga

you get up at 4 AM every morning to collect eggs from the raven coop. - Ted Prodromou

your bath water is black when you are done and you DID NOT just dye your hair. - Lord Dellamort�

you think black tape for a blue girl is a way to fix your home. - Morgan Lefay

your beer cans have fang marks - Zombie

Screwing your sister involves digging her up first. - Darksoul

Your wife, mother, sister and dominatrix are all the same person. - Darksoul

It's easier to get a pet alligator than a rat. - Darksoul

You paint your pet gator black. - Darksoul

You burn upside down crosses. - Darksoul

You play a recording of "Amazing grace" backwards to hear the hidden messages. - Darksoul

Instead of a scarecrow in your crops, you have a rotting corpse on a stick. - Kashashaptu

You and your pitbull share the spiked collar. - Malkchild

Your PVC/Fishnet shirt has your name on the pocket. - Anonymous Coward

you have been known to shoot at the sun. - Alison

You can't wear a black wool sweater because it reminds you of your first love. - RACRX

Add one if you dare! (don't add one if it sucks.)

http://www.upl.cs.wisc.edu/~kilroy/redneck-goth.html

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The Goth Redneck List:

Basic Goths

If your ankh can be used as a bottle opener . . . you just might be a goth redneck.

If your black velvet cloak has Elvis painted on it . . .

If you go by "Count Bubba" . . .

If you have crushed velvet overalls.....

If you drive a hearse with a shotgun rack . . .

If you are the proud possessor of an all-black double-wide trailer . . .

If you wear black fishnet hose with cowboy boots . . .

If you only hold barbeques after dark . . .

If you line dance to Depeche Mode . . .

If you and your dog wear matching black leather studded collars . . .

If you have more than one set of black bib overalls,

If your hearse is jacked up with monster truck tires and deer lights......

If you refer to the Prince of the City as "The Good ol' boy of Birmingham..."

If you dip clove chewing tobacco.....

If your rooster crows at moon rise........

If you can belch the lyrics to anything by "Dead can Dance"......

If you wear a silver John Deere logo as a body piercing......

If you and your dog have matching tongue piercings.......

If your coon dogs are named Bela and Lestat........

If your hearse's horn plays the first few notes of Dixie, in D minor.....

If you smoke cloves in a corncob pipe.....

If you write Gothic poetry about your "Achey Breaky Heart."......

If you get up at 4 AM every morning to collect eggs from the raven coop........

If you buy your wine from Wal*Mart....

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