Pure Amusement For All...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

"----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Bronson

Date: Jan 18, 2006 9:28 PM

I have a solution to your girl delema. Stop being a jackass. If girls don't talk to you once they see you, clearly you look like shit, get rid of the trendy blue hair and the stupid goggles, they might talk to you again and not think you're a dumbass. You're not your own brand, you're pretty much like every other fuck-stick ass grabbing EMO/goth you just don't want to admit it because that means you have to admit you're as original as... well, a goth. I'm not saying you're goth, you're more like "Dumb", but it's all the same when you break it down. Girl's are stupid, they don't understand sick assholes that watch and like stupid shit, you don't break that out till after you're dating. By the way, I don't like you, just wanted to be "mature" about it. Wouldn't want to offend you and make you kill yourself because I'm "avoiding you" (because heaven forbid people just don't feel like talking to you again for fear their IQ might drop). I hope this was helpful, and if not... well I can't really help you and I don't really care. Have fun being yourself while the rest of the world doesn't give a shit. "

So...I naturally laugh my ass of at it's inaccuracy...and I tell my Peepee about it cause I figured she needed a laugh as well...so we came up with this response:

"----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: DBK aka deadburgerking

Date: Jan 18, 2006 9:49 PM

Wow. You obviously have serious self confidence issues if you have to come and rip on some random person you know almost nothing about.

For one thing, just because I don't listen to your shitty ass Tenacious D, Sinch "music" doesn't mean I listen or give into that emo crap at all. I probably hate emo kids more than I could ever hate a dick like you.

Secondly, atleast I have the guts to show my face, you fucking pansy. You too scared of the rejection you'll get everytime you send some skank a friend request?

And if one chick doesn't like me because of my hair, big fuckin deal. I don't date or talk to people that shallow anyway. I don't "tone down" my appearance to please others like I'm sure you do. I dye my hair blue, cus I like my hair blue. I wear goggles, cus I fucking feel like it. If you don't like it, you can suck my dick and choke on my cum you arm slicing little fuck. Get a god damn life and start writing letters like this to people who care, which I'm sure is very few. Good luck finding a life. "

I was thinking that was the end of it...but this guy has WAY too much time on his hands and sends me a response:

"----------------- Original Message -----------------

From: Bronson

Date: Jan 19, 2006 12:57 PM

I have a life, gimpy. I just get bored some times (something I'm sure you're used to) and I ask people to send me profiles of dipshits because I love the reactions they give when they actually are dumb enough to respond. You care to some degree or you wouldn't have bothered to even send me a message back. I'm glad you pointed out two bands that I like, because Slipknot has real talent. Music is all about making loud abstract noises, random drum bashing, and singing about stupid stuff so dumbass teenagers will be hooked (yes I know you're not a teenager). I also liked your myspace threat. the thing about me not being able to add people... Big fucking deal, I get friend requests on a constant bassis and I reject them because I hate this site and I don't spend enough time on it to care about someone I don't know. You tools always have the same argument "Well you must have low self-esteem because that's the ONLY reason anyone ever mocks anyone, not pure enjoyment of a response." Get off this site and go do something. Friends on this site doesn't mean you're popular or well liked, it means there's other people as desperate as you for someone to care. "

As funny as this shit is...I actually have some-what of a life...so I giggle at this, as expected and decide to end it...cause I have better things to do...like shoving a coat-hanger in my ear...

"---------------- Original Message -----------------

From: DBK aka deadburgerking

Date: Jan 19, 2006 9:31 PM

Hahahaha...gimpy...that's so...umm...how to put it so your inferior brain can grasp my meaning...ahhh...lame...boy you sure are witty aren't you...

if you have a life other than myspace then why did you write that message yesterday then respond again today? Well...if attempting to tear down other's self esteem while you scarf down those taco bell burritoes in your mothers basement makes you feel better about yourself...then who am I to stop you...so you go find some other people to harrass...I for one am blocking you...good day sir... "

*sigh* Some people are idiots...

[BrassFusion]

He got exactly what he wanted out of you, it sounds like. He wanted you to overreact and blog and ultimately, dwell.

The only way to counter people like that is to ignore them.

[DarkChylde]

Eh, basicaly one of the reasons why I dont bother with chat rooms and other message forums couple years ago. I've gotten couple hate messages on myspace before and its usually anyone I barely know so all I do is delete delete delete and ignore ignore ignore. Believe me, it gotten them really fired up too and eventually gave up lol.

Dude man dont give into that fool whut he wants. Your alot better and can do better as well.

Of course there will be always internet bashing from others and theres nuthing we can do about it. But we do have the power to ignore and procceed on whut ya usually like to do online. Visit webs, play online games, watch internet porn and mastur-errrhh *ahem*......You know whut I mean lol.

[Homicidalheathen]

I signed up a nut from Grand Rapids last week then added him to my messenger. Usually I just pretend I am not there and read like 20 messages he sends in a row.....he starts out ok then get real strange.

So yesturday I let vampyro have his way at the guy and this nut kept sending messages for like an hour...it was funny.

I had to delete him he got so weird.

The funny thing is....he wont remember what he says the next day.......I am talking a total nut job here. Split personality or something.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I signed up a nut from Grand Rapids last week then added him to my messenger. Usually I just pretend I am not there and read like 20 messages he sends in a row.....he starts out ok then get real strange.

So yesturday I let vampyro have his way at the guy and this nut kept sending messages for like an hour...it was funny.

I had to delete him he got so weird.

The funny thing is....he wont remember what he says the next day.......I am talking a total nut job here. Split personality or something.

... yeah... sorry 'bout that. I switched my meds, so you can add me back again.

[ssid67]

Bronson-now thats one brotha who can spit some gospil. Kind of remind me of the

time I threw up. DBK I dont think you should talk to people like this online.

I would imagine this is the creator of GHB.

("Girl's are stupid, they don't understand sick assholes that watch and like stupid shit")

Besides thats not true I know alot of girls that understand my sick and stupid shit.

They rock!!