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Christmas Songs Everywhere You Go


BillyDeath

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Just wait, guys - from the day of Thanxgiving to the end of the day of New Years eve - every store you end up going to they will be playing these damn Christmas Caroling songs. From every store, resturant, and gas station. And we will also have all the statues with santa hat's on. You know what dives me nut's, the most? Charlie Brown Christmas.

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(Parody of My Favorite Things)

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'

Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten

Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string

These are a few of my favorite things

Ho Ho Ho

Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub

Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale

Girls in black leather

With tight little tushes

Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring

These are a few of my favorite things

We like bar fights

We like nose rings

We like eating snails

We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's

Jingle Hell's Bells

HO HO HO

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The weather sucks, it's a sucky time of year, the music sucks, everything is overpriced and under quallity, and idiots tend to cause the most road accidents during this time of year... I really think christmas is just cursed here in america... What really sucks though is I've not got any family or any friends around to spend christmas with, that and thanksgiving... who says blood runs thicker than water? Yeah, they took their stupid pills....

oh yeah and Santa is a fat bitch

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  • 3 weeks later...

Tis xmas time of the year. xmas here xmas there. i celebrate xmas, but wheres the love for the Hanukkahs and Kwanzaas? NOWHERE thats where

NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THOSE HOLIDAYS!!!!

I vote that we all just... destroy every recording of Xmas songs everywhere, and then we should be okay.

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I have been enjoying this Christmas season. Its been a great year for me so I have went all out this time around. Bought a real Xmas tree for the first time in my own home, some Xmas lights outside, and even bought my mom a computer for her gift. So naturally with the holiday spirit I have been listening to Xmas music often as well. Its only one month out of a year you know.

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Hmmmm. Conflicted about the holiday season. Kinda like the season because I can take a walk on a snowy night. Also I kind of like Holly Jolly Christmas, because whenever I hear it on the radio I get this desire to get stock footage of riot-like behavior at retail stores, or home movies in which family members start brawling and make some bizarre montage.

I have a love-hate thing going on with this time of year.

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