Christmas Songs Everywhere You Go

[Brenda Starrr]

Santa baby

Slip a sable under the tree

For me

Been an awful good girl

Santa baby

And hurry down my chimney toniiiight!

[Steven]

Santa baby

Slip a sable under the tree

For me

Been an awful good girl

Santa baby

And hurry down my chimney toniiiight!

:devil

[kellygrrrrrl]

OMG - If I hear that I want a hippopotomous for X-mas one more time.......

Seriously, if I go on a killing spree, it will be because of THAT song....

It has the same effect as nails on a chalkboard to me....:doh

freaking hippopotomous's - I hope if she does get one, it eats her alive.

[AntiHero]

OMG - If I hear that I want a hippopotomous for X-mas one more time.......

Seriously, if I go on a killing spree, it will be because of THAT song....

It has the same effect as nails on a chalkboard to me....:doh

freaking hippopotomous's - I hope if she does get one, it eats her alive.

My killing spree song would have to be "We need a little Christmas" I think that's the name of the song. Up tempo, all of the singers are women who sound like a pack of rabid soccer moms who had a combination of frappacino and cocaine before the decided to go caroling or shopping (with their husband's credit cards, tight black pants, and shitty cardigan).

[MarsDustDoug]

best holiday song EVER.... Baby its cold outside

why?

Cause if you listen and think about it the guy in the song is only trying to get some action while the girl is telling him to that she has to leave...

dont believe me?

there is a line where he actually sings "gosh your lips look.... delicious" he makes her another drink. takes her hat off... completely runs some smooooooth lines on her.

freakin hilarious for when that song was written and its considered some kind of family holiday song.

maybe im just a pervert....

and for your reading pleasure.... the lyrics with my interpretations. tell me what you think

I really can't stay

(But baby it's cold outside)

I've got to go away

(But baby it's cold outside.)

This evening has been

(Been hoping that you'd drop in)

So very nice

(I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice.)

My mother will start to worry

(Beautiful what's your hurry)

My father will be pacing the floor

(Listen to the fireplace roar.)

So really I'd better scurry

(Beautiful please don't hurry)

But maybe just a half a drink more <----- my inhibitions are almost gone

(Put some records on while I pour.)

The neighbors might faint

(Baby it's bad out there)

Say what's in this drink <---- dont worry about it... just some stuff I got from a friend

(No cabs to be had out there.)

I wish I knew how

(Your eyes are like starlight now)

To break this spell

(I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell.) <--- and maybe ill take your shirt, pants, etc

I ought to say, "No, no, no sir."

(Mind if I move in closer)

At least I'm gonna say that I tried

(What's the sense in hurtin' my pride.) <------- can't you see my "eagerness"

I really can't stay

(Oh baby, don't hold out) <---- needs no explination

(Both):

Baby it's cold out side.

I simply must go

(But baby it's cold outside)

The answer is no

(But baby it's cold outside.)

Your welcome has been

(How lucky that you droped in)

So nice and warm

(Look out the window at that storm.)

My sister will be suspicious

(Gosh your lips look delcious) <------------ and there is where its too damn obvious

My brother will be there at the door

(Waves upon the tropical shore.)

My maiden aunts mind is vicious

(Gosh your lips are delicous)

But maybe just a cigarette more <-------- and she gives in!

(Never such a blizzard before.)

I've gotta get home

(But baby you'd freeze out there)

Say lend me a coat

(It's up to your knees out there.)

You've really been grand

(I thrill when you touch my hand)

But don't you see?

(How can you do this thing to me?) <-------- mmmmhmmm... every guy has been there before

There's bound to be talk tomorrow

(Think of my lifelong sorrow)

At least there will be plenty implied

(If you got pnamonia and died.) <---------- please baby... you might not ever get another chance

I really can't stay

(Get over that old out.)

(both):

Baby it's cold

Baby it's cold outside...

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I called to make an appointment with my doctor...AND THEY WERE PLAYING THE SHIT OVER THE PHONE!!

Arrrgh it's annoying enough just to be on hold for 10 minutes let alone hear "Silent Night" played over and over again...And people wonder why some folks go postal and homicidal this time of year...

[TygerLili]

OMG - If I hear that I want a hippopotomous for X-mas one more time.......

Seriously, if I go on a killing spree, it will be because of THAT song....

It has the same effect as nails on a chalkboard to me....:doh

freaking hippopotomous's - I hope if she does get one, it eats her alive.

I feel the same way about that "Chipmunk Christmas" song. This afternoon I was having my lunch in a Thai restaurant and they were playing that damn song. And ethnic restaurants used to be such a good place to get away from hearing X-mas music.

[Reaper]

"Tis the Season to be jolly, Mwahahahaha haha, ha ha."