Dirty T-day Sayings

[Brenda Starrr]

1.Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

[Paper Hearts]

I must admit that I didn't read any of what you've written here. But I'm still proud of you, Brenda.

[pharoh]

I have a hoodie that says I eat more pussy than cervical cancer :innocent

[torn asunder]

I have a hoodie that says I eat more pussy than cervical cancer :innocent

but...

:laughing

[torn asunder]

btw, i've either heard or said most of these... just never on thanksgiving!!

:fear