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Guest PumpkinPete

Status...hell, I ask myself that same question all the freaking time.

I couldn't be more single.

Well, if I were dead perhaps, but then maybe a nice necrophile might happen upon me.

But, yeah. Totally single.

No idea where to meet people.

Dammit!

haha

chris arrr

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Guest MsMaldoror

Like I used to say when I was a college student w/ no time for boys--"If I want love, I have my cats. If I want sex, I have my hands."

Still single, but no longer really looking... Maybe that will change after I move. My cat loves me and gives me all the affection I need!

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Still single, not looking, could give a fuck less.. I'm going celibate.. I'm not opening my heart to another woman again. Fuck that. From now on I'm the asshole, besides, who the fuck wants me anyways? I'm an ugly, overweight 20 year old male who's main concern in life is death. I've dealt with enough rejection, back-stabbing, heart breaking bullshit for 2 lifetimes. That's it. I'm done. Single is awesome. I don't have to call anyone, I don't have to play some stupid god damn social game, I don't have to tell anyone where I am or what I'm doing, and I fucking love it. I don't need sex, besides I've never even had an orgasm while having sex. It's way overrated to me.

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