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I burnt my wood on the toilet with a cigarette while I was taking a piss.

Dollar Dave, if you had ANY idea how much that made my life. Also if you have any idea how much that almost got me fired because when I read it I was mid-sip and propulsed coffee all over my computer screen in laughter, prompting my boss to rush over and see what the matter was. You dick.

Right now, I'm trying so so very hard not to be hungover right now. I had three long islands (of the non-city club assortment) and a forty oz last night, so it's not working out in my favor....MUST INJEST MORE COFFEE (plus water).

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thinking of what i could be doing before having to go to work, and now dreding going to work based off the fact that it's warm out, and the general population is nothing more than a bunch of driving-my-shiny-car-that-i-really-can't-afford-assholes!

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i am waiting for the UPS man..

he shall be carrying items i purchased online.

**chants**

*Victoria's Secret*

Is running away with his imagination now...

*wakes up* did i say that alloud?!?!

*is now currently hiding from a bitch slap*

EDITED ON ACCOUNT THAT I WAS A DUMB ASS AND SPELLED BITCH WRONG (IT WAS BITSH)

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i am waiting for the UPS man..

he shall be carrying items i purchased online.

**chants**

*Victoria's Secret*

I think that trying them on for the gentelman or lady that delivers them would make a good porn scene

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