What Happens When This Happens?

[Der Nister]

Got this from a friend and found it amusing.

Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!

Shit may just be the most functional word in the

English language.

Consider:

You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have

shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together,

find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get

off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,

find shit, forget shit,

and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell

the difference

between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.

There is bull shit,

horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the

shit,

or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than

a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter

than shit,

and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like

shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right

shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find

yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other

times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out

smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the

basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need

to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not

do so if you don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to

know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice

day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to

catch a load of shit from some shit-head well..........

Shit Happens!!!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Poop!! Yay!!

[Fierce Critter]

I am continuously trying to get my husband to use "stuff" instead of "shit", at least out in public.

Damn word is fucking addictive. :D

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I am continuously trying to get my husband to use "stuff" instead of "shit", at least out in public.

Damn word is fucking addictive. :D

Shit yea!!

[torn asunder]

I am continuously trying to get my husband to use "stuff" instead of "shit", at least out in public.

Damn word is fucking addictive. :D

no shit!?! huh... who'd have beleived that shit!?

[Der Nister]

Poop!! Yay!!

Nothing hits the spot like a thread about poop.

[pomba gira]

Whoah, that was the shit!

[Der Nister]

Yes it was.