So who do you have the hots for??

[Goth Brooks]

[Guest Megalicious]

Awww, Thanks Rob! That made my day a whole lot better.

[lapin]

lol

I was taught that a preposition was anything a cat can be to a box.

~ The cat is on the box.

~ The cat is in the box.

~ The cat is near the box.

~ The cat is of the box.

So do you think, "The cat nommed the box" works?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

bye bye box!!

[Msterbeau]

fa-NOM-inal!!

*crickets chirp*

[Goth Brooks]

Awww, Thanks Rob! That made my day a whole lot better.

I owe you 3yrs worth of hugs woman :(

[tanuki1985]

[Zerothehero]

How did you find a picture of me?

[punk_princess]

[tanuki1985]

How did you find a picture of me?

I put a hidden camera in your bathroom, nigga. Man, what I wouldn't give to lick dem tittiez.

[n0Mad]

I put a hidden camera in your bathroom, nigga. Man, what I wouldn't give to lick dem tittiez.

You must not have hidden it very well; he's staring right at it. Unless you disguised it as a cupcake.

[tanuki1985]

You must not have hidden it very well; he's staring right at it. Unless you disguised it as a cupcake.

No, I disguised it as a fresh roll of TP since Zero has a serious wiping problem. Seriously, he showed me the paperwork from the doctor and everything. 'Tis sad.

Crap, I forgot that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone else about that...

[n0Mad]

I must say, these two women have certainly captured my heart.

[Zerothehero]

No, I disguised it as a fresh roll of TP since Zero has a serious wiping problem. Seriously, he showed me the paperwork from the doctor and everything. 'Tis sad.

Crap, I forgot that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone else about that...

Its ok, I already had to tell a few people on here so that they know that in order for me to attend at certain events I have to be prepared with some TP.

[jynxxxedangel]

No, I disguised it as a fresh roll of TP since Zero has a serious wiping problem. Seriously, he showed me the paperwork from the doctor and everything. 'Tis sad.

Crap, I forgot that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone else about that...

:rofl: :rofl: Damn gurl, you're killin' me!

[tanuki1985]

Its ok, I already had to tell a few people on here so that they know that in order for me to attend at certain events I have to be prepared with some TP.

OK, good. Glad you're not going to get revenge on me for revealing your secret.

By the way, out of curiosity, how are you able to get a rim job if you have such a wiping problem? Do you lie to the chick and tell her it's just some residue from the last Baby Ruth bar you ate or something?

[Zerothehero]

OK, good. Glad you're not going to get revenge on me for revealing your secret.

By the way, out of curiosity, how are you able to get a rim job if you have such a wiping problem? Do you lie to the chick and tell her it's just some residue from the last Baby Ruth bar you ate or something?

Lets just say theres a reason why its considered "exit only". However I DO give a rim job to a chick though. *winks*

In case of diarrhea squirts I have to have a bucket prepared so I dont have to rush to the bathroom.

[StormKnight (1)]

Sadly, I am hot for no one at the moment.

Will someone please get me hot, kthnx

You realize, of course, that is an open invitation for trouble...hopefully the good kind *glances back at his copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence and "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robins*

Emilie Autumn. Dear god..

Again I say, Emilie Autumn. Dear god...

If there is anyone who would want me to pick up the violin again...wow

[Ice Queen (1)]

You realize, of course, that is an open invitation for trouble...hopefully the good kind *glances back at his copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence and "Still Life With Woodpecker" by Tom Robins*

Are you RSVPing?

[StormKnight (1)]

Are you RSVPing?

*ponders when in the last decade he got into fun trouble*

...

maaaybe...the thought of getting a woman hot, well...

[~Tszura~]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nightgaunt]

Can I get an "amen"?

[eleven]

[prick]

Yep Shirleys hot. I saw a girl at the coffee house sing on tuesday. She looked like a younger version and an intense voice. This old fart wanted her.

[Msterbeau]

Yep Shirleys hot. I saw a girl at the coffee house sing on tuesday. She looked like a younger version and an intense voice. This old fart wanted her.

Is there a problem with old farts? I want her too.

[prick]

Is there a problem with old farts? I want her too.

well the girl was 21 or younger and Im almost 38 so I dont think I should be looking with yearning eyes