Oh Kaaaaay.

[Homicidalheathen]

So have any of you ever heard of amputee fetishes? Cause I talked to a lady once who had a thing for them....so I look it up online and people do. Not just that but they also want to cut off their own body parts at times!

I am watching Jerry Springer.

There is a Tranny who cut off his own legs today.......he says he just 'felt like doing it'.

I can almost understand the penis.....well, no I can't.

But the legs???

WTF???

Me thinks he needs help.

And he is so ugly he needs more than help......ok that was mean. But when your that stupid or crazy then, picking on you is the least I can do.

[BrassFusion]

i have a friend whose knees are a little fucked up from an accident years ago. he can walk ok, but he can't run.

(star wars alert)

he told me he wanted to get his legs amputated so he could get high-tech prosthetics so he could run.

i wish there was a way to protect stupid people from themselves, but...

[Onyx]

i have a friend whose knees are a little fucked up from an accident years ago. he can walk ok, but he can't run.

(star wars alert)

he told me he wanted to get his legs amputated so he could get high-tech prosthetics so he could run.

i wish there was a way to protect stupid people from themselves, but...

heh.

If only it were an effective solution I'd have my right shoulder replaced in a heartbeat. The trouble is, technology has not gotten to the point where it's better than a semi-functioning joint. It has to be nearly totally useless, constantly painful or frozen to make it worth the surgery, and it's never as good as it was before. Sad that medical science hasn't caught up with my sci-fi superwoman dreams.

And back to the subject - I will never cease to be amazed at the strange fetishes some people have. I can not understand how amputation could be a turnon. Makes me really suspect there is some sort of undiagnosed mental illness there.

[Homicidalheathen]

http://www.gotorion.com/orion/worldnews/Hellfire44.php

Freaks.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/09/19/1032054871762.html

Geeks

http://www.progressiveu.org/114446-man-cut...fe-hes-faithful

And wierdos!

Oh, sounds like another night at city club.......my bad.

[Vampyro]

i serously have a 99% lack of understanding for the part, with the only 1% being, whatever makes your jackoff jollies better buddy. However.. removing of the dick, wich is the one part REQUIRED to climax... i have absolutely no understanding... wtf?

[Homicidalheathen]

http://englishrussia.com/?p=160

http://xo.typepad.com/blog/2005/06/man_cuts_off_pe.html

Guess I better stop pestering someone for sex......lol!

http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/Man...isFeedsDog.html

Never enough penis hatching news....

http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/Pen...rowsPolice.html

Penis stew!!!

http://www.nigeriamasterweb.com/LovePaFrmes.html

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh and that last link, check out the story of the needle left in the womans vagina for like, 50 yrs!!!

And more penis this and that.....its sick but funny.

[Homicidalheathen]

Ho uses hoe! LOL!

A dish best served boiled

NAKHON PATHOM: Legions of men thought twice about their two-timing ways after watching Fatal Attraction, the movie in which a mistress takes revenge on her married lover by boiling his family’s beloved pet bunny.

In the film, wife and children became the unwitting victims in a dangerous love triangle. In Nakhon Pathom, however, it was the wife whose jealous rage drove her to boil her own pot of revenge – with an ingredient that had far more than just an emotional attachment to her husband.

After hacking her husband to death with a hoe late on the evening of June 21, Preeyapha Tasuwan, 37, cut off and boiled his penis – before hanging herself.

Police arrived to find a gruesome scene. Preeyapha’s husband, Rangsan Supakpattana, 46, was found lying dead on the floor with deep cuts to his head, chin and throat, and his severed penis was found boiling in a pot. Preeyapha’s body was dangling from the room’s main beam.

Police said Preeyapha left a note saying she had killed her husband because she believed he intended to leave her for another woman.

A portion of the woman’s suicide note read: “When we loved each other a lot, you never reprimanded me. You asked me to stop working as a prostitute and I obeyed. But recently, everything I did was wrong in your eyes. Now you are going to have a new wife. I can’t bear this, so I have to kill you so that we can be together forever.”

[BrassFusion]

i serously have a 99% lack of understanding for the part, with the only 1% being, whatever makes your jackoff jollies better buddy. However.. removing of the dick, wich is the one part REQUIRED to climax... i have absolutely no understanding... wtf?

i'm not sure the dick is required to climax. i know for a fact women can do it through mental stimulation alone, so why not guys? might be... uh... harder...

Oh and that last link, check out the story of the needle left in the womans vagina for like, 50 yrs!!!

And more penis this and that.....its sick but funny.

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Vampyro]

i'm not sure the dick is required to climax. i know for a fact women can do it through mental stimulation alone, so why not guys? might be... uh... harder...

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I've only had this once.. as a wet dream... it was truely one of the best however... the feeling of sensation still came from the dick... so i'm still sticking to my guns on this one, you cant feel it if the type of anatomy you feel it from is missing.

Also.. in response to one of the articles..

If a guy really wanted to amputated some anatomy to end sexual urges... the dick is just making matters worse, go for the balls, they're what produces the sex drive, the dick is just the pressure release valve, so getting rid of the dick is just dooming one's self to utter disaster. This is why pissed off wive's go for the dick, a woman's scorn is a very very scary thing.

[Homicidalheathen]

Thats true. I read someplace where old monks would castrate themselves to prevent sexual desires.....balls....not the pee pee. The pee pee is needed to peeee!

Weird though. In various societies you find men cutting off thier own testicales.....balls.....

Women cutting off each others clitorises........and what not in FGM

But never a woman doing it to herself.

[BrassFusion]

castrati may have had reduced sex drives, but they were often recognized as superior lovers.

and vamp, i can't question your personal experience. i've never had a male orgasm... XD... but i bet you could get it done without the dick. somehow...

[Vampyro]

brass, that would be like getting rid of your clit... an orgasm can't be done, ask one of those third world chicks who have had it done, none know what an orgasm is... and though the fence screwed some things up, it still works for me, and i'm still above average in the bed, so i'm not bitching at all about it, but it's so simple... what is blocking you from understanding? it's like saying you can breath without lungs or the aid of any medical equipment.

[BrassFusion]

brass, that would be like getting rid of your clit... an orgasm can't be done, ask one of those third world chicks who have had it done, none know what an orgasm is... and though the fence screwed some things up, it still works for me, and i'm still above average in the bed, so i'm not bitching at all about it, but it's so simple... what is blocking you from understanding? it's like saying you can breath without lungs or the aid of any medical equipment.

uh, i can achieve orgasm without clitoral stimulation.

that's what's blocking me from "understanding," i guess.

ask almost any sex therapist, they'll tell you that the brain is the most important sexual organ.

[Vampyro]

see, you're contradictiong yourself... true the brain is the most important part of any activity, including sexual pleasure, however, your brain can't move a hand that isn't there so to say. As much as it grosses me out to bring this up, i'm sure you still have your clit. get it surgically removed to see if you can still attain pleasure. Any MEDICAL DOCTOR will tell you the same thing, as therapists cover the one part of the body we know the LEAST about, they work on mental dysfunctions to get your brain to be able to work correctly. Yet the brain cannot make things happen on it's own, it only senses the pleasure from sex organs, no organs, nothing to be able to sense pleasure from. I'm tired of this dragging off topic too, if you wish to continue this, go to pm.

[BrassFusion]

I can't believe you're telling me that I'm unable to have most of the orgasms I've already experienced. I can only think of one way to convince you of the truth of my point of view, but sadly, I'm seeing someone at the moment.

Snap.

[sass_in_the_pants]

Clits and penises and amputees, oh my!

I totally saw on one of those medical shows, this guy came in with his hand severed off. He said it was a lawnmower accident, but the doctors were suspicious, the cut was clean and even and the lawnmower would have shredded it. So they sent the police to his house where they found HIS HAND IN THE FREEZER!

Now, at that point they could still reattach it (sort of). And then the guy spilled- he cut off his own hand on purpose because he has this amputee fetish, so the 'ethics committe' of the hospital had to get together and decide what to do. Here was a lucid and sane man denying medical treatement - could they force it on him? In the end, they decided no and bandaged him up and sent him on his way, sans hand.

he probably didn't even wave goodbye.

Weird, I tell ya, just weird.

But, I'm not sure it's such a stretch from other radical beauty procedures. People get eyeliner TATTOOED on their eyelids. People have their skin bleached, their stomachs stapled. I think it's probably just the most extreme and the one that deviates farthest from our idea of beauty.

Hwo would one develop this fetish anyway?

[AstralCrux]

Brass is right on this one... if I find out what box the books are in I'll bother to quote it. I've even seen research done on women having orgasms from a mental connection to a partner in the next room. I've taken college level classes on this information. You don't need a clit, you do need a functioning brain.

[Vampyro]

i have a friend whose knees are a little fucked up from an accident years ago. he can walk ok, but he can't run.

(star wars alert)

he told me he wanted to get his legs amputated so he could get high-tech prosthetics so he could run.

i wish there was a way to protect stupid people from themselves, but...

Perhaps it was just wishful thinking to cope with shitty knees? It doesn't make him stupid, and besides he's supposed to be your friend right?! You really are the most intolerant person about this post, and it really shows you don't have respect for anyone's feelings at all but your own.

I got a few physical ailments from the marines, my back being a big one. I have a struggle getting able to move almost every morning when I wake up. I often too wish I was a science genius who knew how to clone a new backbone and by a miracle knew someone that could transplant it, however I know it's not going to be possible in my lifetime. Hell, the va even turned me down for disability on the account that "i can still walk" another "marvelous" thing pres bush has done to show his real feelings towards the troops. Still though, every day I have to tough it out and deal with it. Though to get more back on topic, Springer is about the WORST and FAKED examples of human lifestyles. There's probably some people out there really like that however think... how the hell else is an amputee going to make money besides going on springer and saying they did it out of a fetish? Not to sound crude against people with missing limbs however the work force out there has become alot more picky and there's alot of things not available to people depending on what they're missing.

[Homicidalheathen]

I have come (cum ha! play on words there) close, but no. I guess I don't totally buy it. Even when pregers and at the end of a wet dream......I had to touch it just a little to get the big bang.

But if your mind is that powerful and you can come without any touching?

That I would want to see!

Brass is right on this one... if I find out what box the books are in I'll bother to quote it. I've even seen research done on women having orgasms from a mental connection to a partner in the next room. I've taken college level classes on this information. You don't need a clit, you do need a functioning brain.

[Homicidalheathen]

he probably didn't even wave goodbye.

Heh heh Snarf!

[Scary Guy]

What's the best way to fuck a quadrapaligic? Throw them in a pool :D

[Vampyro]

I can't believe you're telling me that I'm unable to have most of the orgasms I've already experienced. I can only think of one way to convince you of the truth of my point of view, but sadly, I'm seeing someone at the moment.

Snap.

There's no way in hell i'd ever remotely even think about fucking you... don't flatter yourself, the thought is enough to make vomit shoot into my brains... NEVER assume that again, that's just gross ok?

[BrassFusion]

There's no way in hell i'd ever remotely even think about fucking you... don't flatter yourself, the thought is enough to make vomit shoot into my brains... NEVER assume that again, that's just gross ok?

but you wouldn't even HAVE to fuck me! therein lies the magic(k)!

[Scary Guy]

but you wouldn't even HAVE to fuck me! therein lies the magic(k)!

How would he know anyhow. Guys don't even know when women fake orgasms (if they're either really stupid or the girl is really good at acting). Short of some type of brain monitoring device I can't see how one could really know.