On Finding The Diamond In The Rough

[sass_in_the_pants]

So I was at a party last weekend and there were these two girls there. We will call them Sissy and Missy. They looked like the Bratz dolls. Anyway, it's a grand time for everyone and my husband, who considers the human body little more than a petri dish for strange food combinations, mixes up his usual poison and he and the boys drink it and then stumble around like they just got shot in the stomach. Missy and Sissy look horrified. Like someone just showed them what a tapeworm looks like kind of horrified. So then, one of the other girls at the party says to Missy and Sissy 'and he's married!' and then she looks around and she says 'and there she is now!' and points to me. Missy and Sissy were now disgusted. And Sissy says to me, 'I don't know HOW you could marry a man like that' and I say 'Eh, I've been drunk for the last five years. Once the buzz wears off I'll come to my senses'

And then I realized what a lucky, lucky girl I am. And that I'm REALLY smart.

I had forgotten that there were girls in this world who would turn up their noses at someone like Guy. That there are girls who would walk RIGHT PAST the most perfect man in the world, just because he happens to be drinking mustard mixed with tequila.

That's all.

[phee]

[bean]

that's really cute and sweet =)

[LuluVox]

Aw! This is the best thing I've read on this board in a long time!

[Vampyro]

You know what, i feel you, people in general are just stupid, they always cut off their noses to spite their face because they want SOOO BAD to be better than everyone else, that they just act that way to live the illusion.

I may have blunt crass opinions, and aren't the friendliest guy around to most people, but when it does come to relationships, i am one of those guys... ya know.. the best damn guy a girl could ask for..

i kiss their ass just to see em smile..

I'm great in the bed,

I'd stop what I'm doing to help them with anything they need,

I'm chivilristic (however you spell it) and polite.

I don't cheat either,

and as far as looks go, I know I'm better than average out there.

... girls always tend to pass me over for some ugly looser who is clearly worthless...

I' don't get upset about it as I'm not single anymore, plus the way i see it,

If a girl i might take an interest in snubs me, she's not the type of girl I really wanna be with anyway unless I have the desire to be slowly driven insane by a high maintenence bitch.

So people like Sissy and Missy are just on this earth for one purpose only...

they're here to be laughed at by real people IMO.

There's a very very BIG difference between having a good self esteem about your self, and having an ego in my book, and normally the bigger the ego, the lower the self esteem.

Those are just my thoughts.

But that is a cool thing to read about on here for once, it's good to see that you do know what a great guy you have and there's actually some people that can appreciate a great guy... even when us great guys do something silly like teq and mustard...

...that does sound like a great idea to try too lmao!

[Slept with ghost]

awesome post

[Brenda Starrr]

That was just awesome. Thanks for sharing it!

[kellygrrrrrl]

[sass_in_the_pants]

Aww, I'm glad you guys liked it.

Yesterday I was reminded yet again...

I went cross-country skiing yesterday morning and I sprained my ankle. I thought it was fine, I kept skiing because it didn't hurt. I'm not some tough chic, it really and honestly wasn't in any pain. Then when I got home, I sat down to have lunch and 30 minutes later, it's terrible pain, a bruise is developing and it's starting to swell. We were supposed to go to a party last night. Instead he put snow in a ziploc and wrapped it around my ankle (so that the I would have a more even cooling sensation he says), he rented Little Miss Sunshine, and made me mac and cheese. I wonder what would happen to Sissy and Missy if they sprained their ankle...

But that is a cool thing to read about on here for once, it's good to see that you do know what a great guy you have and there's actually some people that can appreciate a great guy... even when us great guys do something silly like teq and mustard...

...that does sound like a great idea to try too lmao!

Oh NO! Not another one!

lmao

He makes these shots, these horrible shots, there was 'The Teacher's Lounge' which had peanut butter, and tuna fish and vodka. There was 'The Mexican Prison' which had sangria, refriend beans, and tequila. There was the 'Bearded Clam' which had clam juice (yes, they sell clam juice), vodka and chocolate sprinkles on the rim. And these boys, they drink it, and then they CHEW it, because usually there is something that you have to chew in it and when Guy makes it he says 'Who wants some?' and ALL of the boys are clamoring for it! And there is a 'scribe', usually me. The 'scribe' writes down all of the ingredients and has to record everyone's reaction to drinking it. Usually the reactions are things like 'Not delicious' and 'Fucking tuna fish'. So, now I know, Vampyro, that you would be in that group of guys and probably saying something like 'This shot needs some spaghettios, don't you think?' lmao :laughing

[Brenda Starrr]

PB, tuna, and vodka?

Oh, your "diamond" has quite a bit of fortitude if he drinks that!

[Homicidalheathen]

Mustard and tequilla???

Um, I almost have to try that.

I almost got puked on at a party last night....so I would say my party bad time topped yours....heh.....but at least there were not any too snooty young hot girls (well, maybe one) there.

So I was at a party last weekend and there were these two girls there. We will call them Sissy and Missy. They looked like the Bratz dolls. Anyway, it's a grand time for everyone and my husband, who considers the human body little more than a petri dish for strange food combinations, mixes up his usual poison and he and the boys drink it and then stumble around like they just got shot in the stomach. Missy and Sissy look horrified. Like someone just showed them what a tapeworm looks like kind of horrified. So then, one of the other girls at the party says to Missy and Sissy 'and he's married!' and then she looks around and she says 'and there she is now!' and points to me. Missy and Sissy were now disgusted. And Sissy says to me, 'I don't know HOW you could marry a man like that' and I say 'Eh, I've been drunk for the last five years. Once the buzz wears off I'll come to my senses'

And then I realized what a lucky, lucky girl I am. And that I'm REALLY smart.

I had forgotten that there were girls in this world who would turn up their noses at someone like Guy. That there are girls who would walk RIGHT PAST the most perfect man in the world, just because he happens to be drinking mustard mixed with tequila.

That's all.

[sass_in_the_pants]

PB, tuna, and vodka?

Oh, your "diamond" has quite a bit of fortitude if he drinks that!

LOL.

He says it's because he drinks so much Diet Coke. He says it coats his stomach with a protective layer of Diet Coke goodness. In our house, Diet Coke is referred to as 'The Precious' for this very reason.

[Slept with ghost]

soy sauce and vodka!

[JaneDead]

He makes these shots, these horrible shots, there was 'The Teacher's Lounge' which had peanut butter, and tuna fish and vodka. There was 'The Mexican Prison' which had sangria, refriend beans, and tequila. There was the 'Bearded Clam' which had clam juice (yes, they sell clam juice), vodka and chocolate sprinkles on the rim. And these boys, they drink it, and then they CHEW it, because usually there is something that you have to chew in it and when Guy makes it he says 'Who wants some?' and ALL of the boys are clamoring for it! And there is a 'scribe', usually me. The 'scribe' writes down all of the ingredients and has to record everyone's reaction to drinking it. Usually the reactions are things like 'Not delicious' and 'Fucking tuna fish'. So, now I know, Vampyro, that you would be in that group of guys and probably saying something like 'This shot needs some spaghettios, don't you think?' lmao :laughing

that is really funny. really disgusting, but funny. i'd love to see some people do that but i would never be able to stomach it myself.