Brenda Starrr Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude. Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked. She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace. For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said: "I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again." Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 :laughing: wifey has 4 parakeets that like to sqwak at 2 am...every night...i need to try this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomCat Posted March 15, 2005 Report Share Posted March 15, 2005 I wonder if this will work with people...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soothsayer Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 :laughing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vater Araignee Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 BWAAAAAAAAAAA HAhahHAhHAHaHA Thats gotta be one of the best clean jokes I ever heard! And I thought it was going to do the chicken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuthienTheFallen Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 lol funny vater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted March 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 *Smacks stmasey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Wreck Posted March 22, 2005 Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 dat'll be round the common room and the bar tomorow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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