The Dumbest Song Ever!

[the eternal]

You ever been in someone's car, or a grocery store, or a hip clothing store (you really don't belong in)

and say to yourself

THIS IS THE DUMBEST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!

google that baby and print it below

[the eternal]

So, this song below was so awful, I didnt believe my ears.

I started to wonder if I was hallucinating it was the end of the world and this was the theme song.

So, I pinch myself and then call up Bean and play it for her before the song ends.

YES, it's actually out there

(side note: It's so cool that you can google any part of a song and write the word "lyrics" afterwards and find almost any song recorded--for a semi-major label at least)

MIMS- THIS IS WHY IM HOT

Chorus:

This is why I’m hot(x2)

This is why(x2) uh

This is why I’m hot (uh)

This is why I’m hot(x2) whoo

This is why(x2)

This is why I’m hot

I’m hot coz I’m fly (fly)

You ain’t coz you’re not (mims)

This is why x2

This is why I’m hot(x2)

(SERIOUSLY, have you ever heard something so retarded?)

Verse 1:

This is why I’m hot

I dont gotta rap

I can sell a mill sell you nothing on the track

I represent New York

I got it on my back

And they say that we lost it

So I’mma bring it back

I love the dirty dirty

Coz niggas show me love

The ladies start to bounce

As soon as I hit the club

But in the Midwest

They love to take it slow

So when I hit the H

I watch you get it on the floor

And if you needed hyphy

I take it to the bay

Frisco to Sac town

They do it eryday

Coppin a Hollywood

As soon as I hit LA

I’m in that low low

I do it the cali way

And when I hit the Chi

People say that I’m fly

They like the way I dress they like (they like my) my attire

move crowds from side to side

They ask me how I do it and simply I reply

(Chorus)

Verse 2:

This is why I’m hot

Catch me on the block

Every other day

Another bitch another drop

16 bars, 24 pop

44 songs, nigga gimme what you got

I’m in there driving cars

Push them off the lot

I’m into shutting stores down so I can shop

If you need a bird I can get it chopped

Tell ne what you need you know I get ‘em by the flock

I call my hommie black meet me on the ave

I hit wash heights with the money in the bag

we into big spinners

See my pimping never dragged

Find me with different women that you niggas never had

For those who say they know me know I’m focused on my cream

Playa you come between you’d better focus on the beam

I keep it so feen the way you see me lean

And when I say I’m hot my nigga this is what I mean

(Chorus)

Verse 3:

This is why I’m hot

Shorty see the drop

Ask me what I paid and I say yeah I paid a ?quap?

And then I hit the switch that take away the top

So chicks around the way they call me cream of the crop

They hop in the car

I tell them all about

We hit the studio they say they like the way I record

I gave you black train and I did you wrong

So everytime I see them and they tell me that’s their song

They say I’m the bomb

They love the way the charm hanging from the neck

And compliments the arm which compliments the ear then comes the gear

So when I hit the room the shorties stop and stare

Then niggas start to hate rearrange their face

Little do they know I keep them things by waistside

I reply nobody gotta die

Similar to lil wiz coz I got the fire

(Chorus)

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO TOP THIS TURD!

[BrassFusion]

[Will I Am]

Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it

The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

[Fergie]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo

You could see you, you can't squeeze me

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

I got reasons why I tease 'em

Boys just come and go like seasons

[Hook]

Fergalicious (Fergalicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]

Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)

I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E

And can't no other lady put it down like me

[Hook]

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey

It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am]

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Fergie]

***

All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my

(uuhh)

I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man

And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

Cuz' they say she

[Hook]

Delicious (So delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

[mallochai]

"I'll be laced with lacey"

This is my most hated and stupid song nomination. (god I'm fucking sick of hearing this song every fucking day!)

(I want to like her... she has a great name, and she's russian... but damn dude, this song is SO ANNOYING!)

Regina Spektor

Fidelity

(Shake it up)

I never loved nobody fully

Always one foot on the ground

And by protecting my heart truly

I got lost in the sounds

I hear in my mind

All these voices

I hear in my mind all these words

I hear in my mind all this music

And it breaks my heart

And it breaks my heart

And it breaks my heart

It breaks my heart

And suppose I never met you

Suppose we never fell in love

Suppose I never ever let you kiss me so sweet and so soft

Suppose I never ever saw you

Suppose we never ever called

Suppose I kept on singing love songs just to break my own fall

Just to break my fall

Just to break my fall

Break my fall

Break my fall

All my friends say that of course its gonna get better

Gonna get better

Better better better better

Better better better

I never love nobody fully

Always one foot on the ground

And by protecting by heart truly

I got lost

In the sounds

I hear in my mind

All these voices

I hear in my mind all these words

I hear in my mind

All this music

And it breaks my heart

It breaks my heart

Breaks my

Heart

Breaks my heart

Truly, the lyrics don't do justice to the horror which is her voice when she sings "it breaks my he-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-art" with all this broken-up-jumping-around-in-the-glottal business. Gah.

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

At first I thought this was a topic about my music

[Gauge]

[torn asunder]

don't get me wrong - i dig this song, but c'mon!?!?

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

Lennon/McCartney (Beatles)

Lyrics:

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

Wow. That's slightly repeatitive...only SLIGHTLY

[Der Nister]

don't get me wrong - i dig this song, but c'mon!?!?

Why Don't We Do It In The Road

Lennon/McCartney (Beatles)

Lyrics:

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

Why don't we do it in the road

No one will be watching us

Why don't we do it in the road

I like that band and even I don't care for this one.

I nominate - any song by Neil Diamond.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I second any song by Neil Dimond!

[Rayne]

[Will I Am]

Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it

The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious

[Fergie]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo

You could see you, you can't squeeze me

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy

I got reasons why I tease 'em

Boys just come and go like seasons

[Hook]

Fergalicious (Fergalicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]

Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]

Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy

They always claim they know me

Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)

I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E

And can't no other lady put it down like me

[Hook]

I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (It's hot, hot)

So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)

So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)

Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]

Baby, baby, baby

If you really want me

Honey get some patience

Maybe then you'll get a taste

I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey

It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am]

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Fergie]

***

All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my

(uuhh)

I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man

And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it

But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele

Cuz' they say she

[Hook]

Delicious (So delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous

And if you was suspicious

All that shit is fictitious

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno

My body stay vicious

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness

He's my witness (oooh wee)

I put yo' boy on rock rock

And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)

I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the

D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

I agreed with you.

[TomCat]

I nominate that stupid song by that stupid band aith all the cliche` tattoos trying to look tough but sing a song about "Come come my lady, be my lil butterfly baby" Blech! Sugar...sugar something or other. They suck balls off of a dead Chinese leper in the heat of August.

[Brenda Starrr]

I second any song by Neil Dimond!

NO, NO, NO......

Neil "Diamond" is awesome. Let's throw up any lame-ass rap song, songs about losing "muh truck, muh dawg, muh wife, and muh job,"

Oh, I could go on. But leave Neil Diamond alone.

[saechalyn]

I must agree with Brass. That song is maddening.

[torn asunder]

pretty much any lyrics of any kiss song (their music kicks ass, but "love's like a muscle, and you make me wanna flex"!?!?! i mean... COME ON!!!

[torn asunder]

and i agree with bren about neil diamond - he kicks ass! (in a non-heavy-metal kinda way!!)

[Homicidalheathen]

Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton

Lovin' you is easy cause you're beautiful

Makin' love with you is all i wanna do

Lovin' you is more than just a dream come true

And everything that i do is out of lovin' you

La la la la la la la... do do do do do

No one else can make me feel

The colors that you bring

Stay with me while we grow old

And we will live each day in springtime

Cause lovin' you has made my life so beautiful

And every day my life is filled with lovin' you

Lovin' you i see your soul come shinin' through

And every time that we oooooh

I'm more in love with you

La la la la la la la... do do do do do

This song is good to sing when your constipated. Do do do!

[Der Nister]

Any song by John Tesh.

[Hellion]

Any song by John Tesh.

Also any song by Don Johnson,eewww!!

[Der Nister]

Also any song by Don Johnson,eewww!!

While we're at it - any song by David Hasselhoff.

[Hellion]

While we're at it - any song by David Hasselhoff.

IMO celebraties should never do music.

[sass_in_the_pants]

Fergilicious. Oh Lordy.

I like that the name of the song is Fergilicious. And then, she spells her name over and over. And then she's all like 'Everyone loves me! Mwah!' That takes a very, very special sort of self-love to pull that one off.

[sass_in_the_pants]

While we're at it - any song by David Hasselhoff.

I think he goes by "The Hoff" nowadays...

[Homicidalheathen]

Or as sponge bob would say.......'and I rode the hasselhoff!'