Okay. I Just Saw The Most Disturbing Thing Ever.

[Brenda Starrr]

Ian is home from school today because he's sick. Naturally, we're watching kid channels. I just now saw this commercial for a new Barbie (gag) with a dod that SHITS.

That's right: s-h-i-t-s.

I am completely disturbed by this. What's next? Menstrual Barbie with the heavy flow action, complete with Super Plus Tampax and Always with wings???

[Msterbeau]

I thought you were gonna tell everyone about my penis size.

*and that I've got the Runs*

[Gauge]

and incase that wasnt enough for you theres also terresa and her kitty mika!

[sinmantyx]

and incase that wasnt enough for you theres also terresa and her kitty mika!

Good for Barbie....at least Barbie isn't going....EWWW...KEN! You pick it up! YUCK! It might actually be nice for children to know that pets require maintenance.

[mallochai]

I thought you were gonna tell everyone about my penis size.

*and that I've got the Runs*

oh my!

*snickers*

[Msterbeau]

I thought you were gonna tell everyone about my penis size.

*and that I've got the Runs*

I'm telling Troy you're messing with people's posts. Wrinkled old prune can't take a little joke.

[Gauge]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Brenda Starrr]

I'm telling Troy you're messing with people's posts. Wrinkled old prune can't take a little joke.

Oh, if I weren't a mod, the things I would say to you.......

Geritol Licker.

[Msterbeau]

Oh, if I weren't a mod, the things I would say to you.......

Geritol Licker.

Since when does anything stop you from insulting me? I'd be worried if that happened.

[Brenda Starrr]

Since when does anything stop you from insulting me? I'd be worried if that happened.

But...I...must...restrain...my...self.....

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

What's a 'dod'? :confused

[Msterbeau]

But...I...must...restrain...my...self.....

I thought that was Jeff's job?

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

OMG - I saw that commercial today! That's fucked up!

I personally like Bondage Barbie

[n0Mad]

OMG - I saw that commercial today! That's fucked up!

I personally like Bondage Barbie

This one's my favorite:

[DarkVampire]

Hot lesbian Barbies. Awesome!

[Destroit]

Ian is home from school today because he's sick. Naturally, we're watching kid channels. I just now saw this commercial for a new Barbie (gag) with a dod that SHITS.

That's right: s-h-i-t-s.

I am completely disturbed by this. What's next? Menstrual Barbie with the heavy flow action, complete with Super Plus Tampax and Always with wings???

And the beauty of all this? Where do you think the dog gets the food to shit out? You take the little turds out of the tiny pink garbage can that comes with it and put it back in the dog's bowl so he can eat it and shit it out again. Yeeeeah, 'cause you know, that's a good lesson for kids to learn right there. I wonder when Mattel is gonna get sued because some little kid picks up a dog turd and wholfs it down thinking it's gonna taste like chocolate.

Lesson here: Recycling is NOT always a good thing.

[Onyx]

What's next? Menstrual Barbie with the heavy flow action, complete with Super Plus Tampax and Always with wings???

hah!

I wouldn't be surprised if some tampon/pad company sponsors a Barbie like that some day.

I was such a tomboy and I hated Barbies when I was a kid but I always seemed to get several as presents. They suffered horrible fates.

My daughters never liked them either.

[TomCat]

I thought that was Jeff's job?

Marc....it is. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:peanutbutterjellytime

[Msterbeau]

Marc....it is. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

:peanutbutterjellytime

Sowwy Bro....

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

At least I don't see..Viagra Ken..and Botock injection Barbie..

-CatsEye

[TomCat]

At least I don't see..Viagra Ken..and Botock injection Barbie..

-CatsEye

Those would be great additions to the Heroin Junkie Barbie and Porno Fluffer Skipper dolls that I've been pitching to Mattell for years.

The Heroin version comes complete with cooke kit, hypodermics, and she'll vomit it back up in the morning...and of course, the Fluffer version of Skipper will help out Viagra Ken...

[CatsEyeOfTheWiccan]

How about Deatox Barbie Set or replaps Barbie.

-CatsEye

[n0Mad]

We could throw them all on the grill and have a Barbie-Q. :laughing

[JaneDead]

i saw that barbie commercial the other day too and one of my daughters was with me. of course she asks for it (without really paying attention- because it is a barbie, she just wants it) and i almost yelled "no!". she looked surprised. usually i just say "no" or "ask your dad" but that was just disgustingi couldn't help but be repulsed and yell no to that one. i can't even believe they would come up with something like that.