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So i ordered "cashew chicken" twice... and both times they screwed my order. Third times the charm. *waits* Just ordered it.

NUMBER 17 NOT NUMBER 7 U MELOVULONGTIME MOTHER EFFERS!!!

And they hurry me off the phone like im bothering them saying "ok so... number 17 right? Cashew Chicken right??" "ye , ye, 15 mininut.. "

I never even had cashew chicken i just figured i'd try it. ( I saw nienna order it before , smelt good anyway) Didn't realize the fates were against me trying to get any!! WTF.

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So i ordered "cashew chicken" twice... and both times they screwed my order. Third times the charm. *waits* Just ordered it.

NUMBER 17 NOT NUMBER 7 U MELOVULONGTIME MOTHER EFFERS!!!

And they hurry me off the phone like im bothering them saying "ok so... number 17 right? Cashew Chicken right??" "ye , ye, 15 mininut.. <click>"

I never even had cashew chicken i just figured i'd try it. ( I saw nienna order it before , smelt good anyway) Didn't realize the fates were against me trying to get any!! WTF.

if the picture of the cashew chicken comes from inside of you, then its always right......(use the force Luke)

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Next time you order something.....first...mess with them on purpose.....change your order like 3x and act like some crazy person....or senile person. Then dress up as Taz, and go wait in the bushes. When the guy comes with your order, jump out....wave your arms and scream at him. Then, run away.

They will never deliver to you again and you will have to order from someone else, which at this point you probably want to do anyway......but you will have the satisifaction of knowing you messed with them.

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how can you not like chicken!

ffs, i've eaten in your country for a week and it put me right off red meats, you realise how far i had to walk to find somewhere where a salad was a salad, and not just a lettuce leaf with a few bits of cress and a cucumber slice.

damn my british manners for not complaining about that

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how can you not like chicken!

ffs, i've eaten in your country for a week and it put me right off red meats, you realise how far i had to walk to find somewhere where a salad was a salad, and not just a lettuce leaf with a few bits of cress and a cucumber slice.

damn my british manners for not complaining about that

I complain about American "salad" all the time. A pile of lettuce in a bowl is NOT a salad! A pile of lettuce with one grape tomato in a bowl is NOT a salad! A bowl of lettuce with a grape tomato and one small slice of onion is NOT as salad. And so on. A salad has all kinds of veggies and lettuce in it!

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i don't know about anyone else, but lettuce is one of my favorite vegetables... =)

ok so it's not technically a vegetable so much as it's a leaf.

lol, and it's not even close to my favorite leaf...

but damn i could go for a big bowl of lettuce right now

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