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Nicks Birthday Aftermath


Klaus

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I got there and it was ok, I saw a few people I knew no one really wished me a happy birthday but no one really knew so thats no real issue. aside from that. I ran into Manic Queen who super awesomely bought me 2 KICK ASS shots. I just told the tender to make something sweet and surprise me. She added Gran Mon.. umm yea i cant even begin to spell it. but i think most of you drinkers know what im getting at, then she added something i couldn't tell what it was. then some stoli raspberry and some juice i think cranberry. oh my god it was like heaven in a shot. MQ ordered one for herself and we called it the magic shot. she had 3, and bought me 2. THANKS!!! it was awesome.

then Pictures were taken.

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The one of just me. I'm sorry I'm just fucking hot. I am one hot bitch.

aside from that after pictures i totally met this girl, her name was Diane? dammit i don't remember!!! *kicks self* anyways she loved my shirt and flirted with me. then she went off and then came back to the bar later and continued to flirt with me. she even tried on my glasses. thats hot. Then she said shes going to come to necto more because of me, but she caught herself before she finished saying you in that sentence and changed it to student teaching. *feels special and had confidence raised 100%* I've just noticed ALL the ladies checking me out lately and my god does it make me feel like a fucking hot stud. I feel like Antonio banderez

In the end, Thanks MQ :respect::respect::respect::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup: for making my night like 1000% awesome. if you hadn't bought me those drinks... i would of never met Diane! so, you instantly get like 10 stars in my book! haha life rocks!!!!

Oh and i looked it up so you don't have to....

# Blue Whales - the largest mammal on earth

* The loudest animal sound is made by blue whales, and it can be detected 530 miles away.

* The blue whale has a heart that weighs 1,300 lbs and beats only about 10 times per minute, as compared to the average human of 70 beats per minute

* In a day the blue whale calf drinks approximately 130 gallons of milk.

* A blue whale's testicles are as large as a Volkswagen beetle, and a small child could crawl through their major arteries.

* A blue whale's internal linktongue is so large that fifty people could stand on it.

* A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.

* The blue whale is the fastest growing organism in the animal and plant kingdom.

* The blue whale is the loudest animal on the earth. Its whistle can reach up to 188 decibels.

* The blue whale's tail can generate 500 horsepower.

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