Der Nister Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 :peanutbutterjellytime It's your birthday it's your birthday. :peanutbutterjellytime Where is the Dox anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TygerLili Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Happy birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaneDead Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 happy day!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glc Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 here comes the chug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phee Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 YAY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkVampire Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Have a good one. :peanutbutterjellytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenda Starrr Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 Happy Birthday, Grandmaster P! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted April 13, 2007 Report Share Posted April 13, 2007 :peanutbutterjellytime It's your birthday it's your birthday. :peanutbutterjellytime Where is the Dox anyway? Ima send him some spam and see if we cant lure him back to the pit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 For your bday: paradox from the urban dictionary....which I love.....but......I disagree with number 4. A full glass of beer is always better. If you don't know that.....how can you be goth. So in honor of your bday I will go have a beer right now. Heh. Read below. The below statement is false. The above statement is true. A situation which theoretically should not be able to exist but in reality does; a self-contradiction. You have to have a permit to drive a car, but you can't get a permit until you've driven a car--that's a paradox. Something that is both right and wrong. Something that contradicts itself, and usu. thereby proves a thesis by refutation or instantiation. If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died. A sound logical argument leading to a logical absurdity. Here is a paradox: 4) Nothing is better than a glass of beer. A half-glass of beer is better than nothing. Therefore, a half-glass of beer is better than a glass of beer. A phrase that contradicts itself. I always lie 1: Something that contradicts itself , eg: You need A to get B. You cant get A without having B. 2: A popular Hacking/Cracking team which makes keygens and warez. Their programs often have catchy techno loops in the background. 1: You need a to get to B. You cant get A without having B. 2: I always use Paradox, for keygens and cool shit. They are so leet, but you dont hear much from em anymore. =/ the other examples were pretty confusing, so heres an oldie: dont think its exactly what they mean though. Two men on an island. One always lies. One always tells the truth. you meet one of them. they say: "im the liar http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=paradox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 If I went back in time and killed my mother, then I would be dead. But I would never have been able to go back in time to kill my mother if I died. That's what's known as a 'time paradox'. Technically you wouldn't be 'dead'. You wouldn't exsist to be claimed 'dead'. Hypothetically speaking, if you went back into time and killed your mother, the you that killed her would just fade away at the exact moment your mother's hearbeat stopped. Because a you would have to stay in existance long enough to assure your mothers death in order for you to not exsist. There has to be a start and an end. The you that goes back to kill your mother would be both. You are the first you to go back in time to kill your mother, and as soon as she dies you will be the last. Because after that moment you no longer exsist. Does that make sense? I am an expert on theories on time traveling and time paradoxes. At least I think I am lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homicidalheathen Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Yes, it does. And if your suicidal and want to kill your mom then you get two things done at once! That's what's known as a 'time paradox'. Technically you wouldn't be 'dead'. You wouldn't exsist to be claimed 'dead'. Hypothetically speaking, if you went back into time and killed your mother, the you that killed her would just fade away at the exact moment your mother's hearbeat stopped. Because a you would have to stay in existance long enough to assure your mothers death in order for you to not exsist. There has to be a start and an end. The you that goes back to kill your mother would be both. You are the first you to go back in time to kill your mother, and as soon as she dies you will be the last. Because after that moment you no longer exsist. Does that make sense? I am an expert on theories on time traveling and time paradoxes. At least I think I am lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadBurgerKing (10) Posted April 14, 2007 Report Share Posted April 14, 2007 Hey, get me some plutonium and we can make a killing on ebay with my completed time machine!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 um, a very late thanks. ive been busy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted June 3, 2007 Report Share Posted June 3, 2007 um, a very late thanks. ive been busy... Freak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troy Spiral (13) Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 He lives!!!! Maybe there is a god!!! I missed you sir. =.( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Freak. werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 werd. "logical absurdity" is an apt description. does this make me a time paradox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 werd. HFS!!!! (Holy Fucking Shit) Look what the cat dragged in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 ugh, ive got some stuck on my shoe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 ugh, ive got some stuck on my shoe... HeadWreck did it. I was in Japan for three months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 thats what they all say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Msterbeau Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 thats what they all say. True. But that's not my fault either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paradox Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 to the contrary, its ALL your fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Megalicious Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 HFS!!!! (Holy Fucking Shit) Look what the cat dragged in... Ditto that. Its been awhile, welcome back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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