Joke

[Homicidalheathen]

> One day a father gets out of work and on his way

> home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

>

> He pulls over to a toy store and asks the

> salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display

> window?"

>

> The salesperson answers, "Which one?

>

> We have:

> Work out Barbie for 19.95,

> Shopping Barbie for $19.95,

> Beach Barbie for $19.95,

> Disco Barbie for $19.95, and

> Divorced Barbie for $265.95

>

>

> The amazed father asks:

> "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the

> others only $19.95?"

>

> The salesperson annoyingly answers: "Sir...,

> "Divorced Barbie comes with:

> Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's

> Furniture, Ken's Computer and One of Ken's Friends.