Cute Things Your Little Ones Say

[Homicidalheathen]

Marcia Cross had twins. And I am sorry to say....I thought they looked ugly. Now, mine were CUTE!!!

I remember all the cute things they used to say.....sigh.

I kinda miss having little ones around.....I get my step grand kids but its only P/T. And for some reason they don't come up with as cute of sayings.

Like this one my twins used to say......(yes they had twin speak and always used the same wrong phrases)

Tomonno. What is tomonnow? It is not a toast to a disease. They ment tomorrow.

Behind the outside ment in the back yard.

Nuffinon. Ment simply nothing. I have no idea how they came up with that one. Age 2-4 is just the cutest age I think.

Add some!

[Onyx]

I brought my kids back some Pennsylvania jerky from my trip. They love that stuff - really spicy and good. My youngest girl, Jill, packed it in her backpack for her snack for school. She has a little toy cow hanging from the side of her zipper on the backpack and she said "I bet that jerky is making my cow uncomfortable". :laughing

Yesterday I was taking my youngest to school and she read the letters on the front of a Dodge truck that had it's grill bashed in pretty bad.

She said "Dodge. hmm. It didn't dodge too well, did it?" :grin

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I have alot...but right now I can only think of a few...

You know the infamous question kids get asked all the time?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" Well, I taught my daughter, Rhiannon, when she was 4 to answer that question by saying:

"I wanna be a coroner when I grow up!!" It was so friggin cute to hear her say!!

One day my entire family was at the grandparents house. My little brother, Jacob was like 6 at that time. My uncle was leaving. He was walking to his car and we were all waving to him saying goodbye, Jacob ran to the door and yelled:

"Bye bye Uncle Vern!! Love you!! F**k you!!" It was so frggin funny cause a: It totally caught us all off gaurd and b: he was only 6, and he was using it as a term of endearment, so it was said it with a loving tone....

Another one my uncle told me about. Me and my uncle had that kind of freindship, where I can come to him with anything. So I took advantage of that. I was like 6-7 on a Thanksgiving evening when I asked him what 'bitch' meant. And he told me that it meant 'a girl dog'. So later, at the dinner table. We had said grace and started to eat. Apparently I, out of the blue, called my grandma a bitch. Everyone gasped and my grandma was just shocked by it...that would've been enough but, no...I had to try to justify myself by saying:

"Oh, don't worry grandma, bitch just means 'a girl dog'.

I'll come back with more later...

[Homicidalheathen]

That is sooo cute! She sounds pretty damn smart.

I brought my kids back some Pennsylvania jerky from my trip. They love that stuff - really spicy and good. My youngest girl, Jill, packed it in her backpack for her snack for school. She has a little toy cow hanging from the side of her zipper on the backpack and she said "I bet that jerky is making my cow uncomfortable". :laughing

Yesterday I was taking my youngest to school and she read the letters on the front of a Dodge truck that had it's grill bashed in pretty bad.

She said "Dodge. hmm. It didn't dodge too well, did it?" :grin

[maeve]

I was having a conversation with our three youngest one day. Connor (9), said he wanted to be a fireman when he grew up, to which I said, "Oh, that's nice". Then Wennesdae (8), spoke up and said she wanted to be a ballarina. I again answered, "Ok, that's nice too". Then Gavin (7), had his turn. He said, "I'm going to be a scientist when I grow up". I thought to myself, ooo that's something different at least. Then Gavin adds, "Yeah, and I'm going to make evil monsters and take over the world!" I was overcome with joy and I thought, "Oh there's hope for this family yet." True story.

[BrassFusion]

I was having a conversation with our three youngest one day. Connor (9), said he wanted to be a fireman when he grew up, to which I said, "Oh, that's nice". Then Wennesdae (8), spoke up and said she wanted to be a ballarina. I again answered, "Ok, that's nice too". Then Gavin (7), had his turn. He said, "I'm going to be a scientist when I grow up". I thought to myself, ooo that's something different at least. Then Gavin adds, "Yeah, and I'm going to make evil monsters and take over the world!" I was overcome with joy and I thought, "Oh there's hope for this family yet." True story.

that's just adorable

[pomba gira]

Marcia Cross had twins. And I am sorry to say....I thought they looked ugly. Now, mine were CUTE!!!

sorry but I think almost all brand-new babies are ugly... they generally look like little trolls or space aliens to me. I can't usually find anything remotely "cute" about babies until they're at least a couple months old... and not always then. Guess I was just severely shortchanged in the maternal instincts department.

Anyway back to the actual topic... I was telling my homebased student (4th grader, very bright but severe behavioral issues, like explosive anger, in the classroom) about finding a dead vole squashed under my bathroom rug. I was speculating that I'd stepped on it after the cats killed it & hid it there, or after it died after being injured by the cats & hiding there itself. And he says "Maybe it was just sleeping there and it was fine until you stepped on it". Not being a smartass or anything, just pointing out a possibility that I'd missed.

[sass_in_the_pants]

sorry but I think almost all brand-new babies are ugly... they generally look like little trolls or space aliens to me. I can't usually find anything remotely "cute" about babies until they're at least a couple months old... and not always then. Guess I was just severely shortchanged in the maternal instincts department.

Anyway back to the actual topic... I was telling my homebased student (4th grader, very bright but severe behavioral issues, like explosive anger, in the classroom) about finding a dead vole squashed under my bathroom rug. I was speculating that I'd stepped on it after the cats killed it & hid it there, or after it died after being injured by the cats & hiding there itself. And he says "Maybe it was just sleeping there and it was fine until you stepped on it". Not being a smartass or anything, just pointing out a possibility that I'd missed.

I'm with you on this one. I think all newborns look like Winston Churchill. Except of course for HH's, which I'm sure looked like little angels.

My nephew Drake has been a chatterbox since he was a tiny little thing. His dad was trying to get him to say 'tyrannasaurous rex' and instead Drake opened his pants and said 'Do you want to see my pee-pee?' Um, kid, that is very far from tyrannasaurous rex.

His dad said 'No, no one wants to see your pee-pee. Now, um, um, go play with your toys.'

We were all trying so hard not to laugh. He's getting potty trained right now, so he's a little pee-pee obsessed.

[Homicidalheathen]

I see gothlings on the rise.......and.....and.......THEY ARE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

(especially if they have their way creating evil monsters to eat all the adults!)