Homophobic? Yes/no?

[Troy Spiral (13)]

You Are 9% Homophobic

You're open minded, tolerant, and accepting.

And you're not homophobic in the least :-)

Are You Homophobic?

Its the wording of the questions , since I've spent way to much time thinking about such things. There should be room for an essay answer.

[BrassFusion]

You Are 9% Homophobic

You're open minded, tolerant, and accepting.

And you're not homophobic in the least :-)

Are You Homophobic?

Its the wording of the questions , since I've spent way to much time thinking about such things. There should be room for an essay answer.

if you want to write your answers in the form of an essay, i'll grade them for you, lol...

and there's always the possibility of extra credit in the form of grainy black and white pictures of you being dominated by giant hairy gay men dressed as bikers. or heck, vice versa, why not.

[mallochai]

if you want to write your answers in the form of an essay, i'll grade them for you, lol...

and there's always the possibility of extra credit in the form of grainy black and white pictures of you being dominated by giant hairy gay men dressed as bikers. or heck, vice versa, why not.

I think troy should have to give a presentation on his essay, complete with diagrams of the grainy photos.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

if you want to write your answers in the form of an essay, i'll grade them for you, lol...

and there's always the possibility of extra credit in the form of grainy black and white pictures of you being dominated by giant hairy gay men dressed as bikers. or heck, vice versa, why not.

I think troy should have to give a presentation on his essay, complete with diagrams of the grainy photos.

I probably would never finish (no pun intended) due to having to stop to to uh.. service myself constantly while conjuring up such images.

I guess "9% homophobic" means, 9% of the time you yell "oh gross!" when some guy gives you a reach-around?

[BrassFusion]

HOT

[Homicidalheathen]

Only if its not their own. I think men are in love with their own. And its ok if its porn. Because its not going to jump out of the screen at you....wait till porn comes in 3D. OMG!!!!

most straight men kinda fear penises, don't they?

[BrassFusion]

3d porn will make ME come in 4d... i can't wait

[Troy Spiral (13)]

Does having made it with at least a half a dozen men mean your gay? But they were all hot , and i was drunk!

[BrassFusion]

that's perfectly fine, troy, just listen to your body. and ignore the little red light in the corner, i'm not taping any of this, i swear

[know_buddy_kares]

Does having made it with at least a half a dozen men mean your gay? But they were all hot , and i was drunk!

HAHA, cool so I aint the only straight guy that's um... yeah... i did have an experience recently like about a month ago. Me and this guy started talking (he used to date a friend of mine) and then we make plans to go bar hopping. I knew he was bi, but I didn't think I'd do anything, also he didn't even try anything. Bar one, there was vodka, more vodka, then beer.. then more vodka... bar two, tequila... lots of it, then we get the idea.. go to a party store, get rum, mix it with soda, so we can just wander around royal oak getting plastered off our ass....

THEN we get the notion it's time to go home, so driving down 696 was an adventure all on it's own.. we were so drunk we got lost on gratiot, wound up in the ghetto, decided hey lets park the car, and go to another bar! Where scotch was had in mass quantities....

Then we couldn't find my fuckin car. Wandering all around cass and fort street, and all surrounding streets, it was just no where to be found. So we get a cab and crashed at his place...

one thing led to another... and yeah... there was alot of making out and nakedness...

the next day sobered up a bit, i at least was able to find my car.

[mallochai]

the next day sobered up a bit, i at least was able to find my car.

Was that before or after you realized that you must have just dreamed the whole bit up, because you were obviously too drunk to get it up?

[float]

that question is Gay!

just kidding...hell no, i'm not homophobic

[BrassFusion]

yeah the whole quiz is pretty gay if you ask me

[know_buddy_kares]

Was that before or after you realized that you must have just dreamed the whole bit up, because you were obviously too drunk to get it up?

Actually... there's a phrase I heard called, "whiskey dick" where you can get it up, but ya just cant make one bust, so you keep going, and going, and going... just like the energizer bunny!

[BrassFusion]

from what i've heard before, "whiskey dick" is a negative thing, and urbandictionary.com agrees with me... maybe you need to invent a new term for that circumstance

[know_buddy_kares]

no i agree actually, it IS a negative thing......

...for the guys. And the girls if they got a stubborn guy who wont quit and keeps trying to bust one off.... that could get painful to them after a while.

I've heard the other term from urbandictionary too, wich is obvious because their definition would happen alot more often than the other definition. So yeah, I've no ideas to call my definition... any ideas?

[BrassFusion]

keep it simple... how about, "cyborg?"

or you could name it after the band that named it after a dildo. "steely dan."