The Image War Thread

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

The Great Asian Octopus!

[Msterbeau]

Msterbee counters with a mutant sperm bomb...

[phee]

Gives you cancer

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

It's cancer, it's cancer

Lucky, lucky you

It's cancer. it's cancer

I wish I had it too

~The Dewtons

[n0Mad]

Provides running commentary on the battle so far:

[odims_sphere]

Thus I challenge Thee!!

[n0Mad]

Challenge accepted!

[Homicidalheathen]

Summons Yeti from the himalayas. TO COME STOMP YOUR ASS!!!

Edited May 5, 2007 by Homicidalheathen

[Fierce Critter]

Counters with child-scaring Rudolph-eating cousin of Yeti:

[Msterbeau]

Heat miser torches Yeti.

[phee]

Causes global warming to make yetis sad

[Msterbeau]

*Calls Phee a slowpoke*

[phee]

Kicks marc

[Homicidalheathen]

Sends evil spiderman to kick both your butts.

[phee]

Spidergirl shoots him

[Homicidalheathen]

Spider girl is blinded by Trailer Trash ho's uglyness and gets a cavity from the cake.

[Fierce Critter]

Sends in wizard disguised as Jerry Springer to destroy trailer trash ho:

[Homicidalheathen]

Sends in Dolly wanna be to distract Jerry Springer wanna be.

They run off to a cheap motel to make a porn together with 6 midgets.

[Fierce Critter]

Sends in midget Kiss to distract the midgets:

[Msterbeau]

Msterbeau tampers with their on-stage pyrotechnics....

[Homicidalheathen]

Sends in strange little man who turns everything into a river of Chocolate.

[n0Mad]

Kraken. 'Nuff said.

[Fierce Critter]

Gives giant octopus ticket to Red Wings playoffs game and smiles evilly when it accepts...

Edited May 7, 2007 by Fierce Critter

[phee]

Kompressor crush all human

[Homicidalheathen]

Women are confused and repulsed by creatures genitalia...which were not coverd by his smock....and he leaves the building rather flushed indeed.

Edited May 7, 2007 by Homicidalheathen