Wow!

[Msterbeau]

I can change a roll of toilet paper with one hand.

Wa chu got?

[Brenda Starrr]

I can find a job in Michigan's terrible job market.

[Onyx]

I can make a sound exactly like a baby gator in distress. I used to live in the vicinity of the everglades. (Really bad idea unless you are in a very large boat away from the reach of mama gators).

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I can do a dead on impression of smeagol (golem from lord of the rings) masterbating...

[phee]

If I stare at red traffic lights long enough... they turn green

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

If I stare at red traffic lights long enough... they turn green

THAT'S talent!!

[LuluVox]

I can jump a horse over a 3-foot fence?

[mallochai]

I can crack eggs one handed. wooo.

[Dubh Aingeal]

I can find a job in Michigan's terrible job market.

That is a good thing toi be able to do.

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

I can down one better than Linda Loveless

[Head Wreck]

i can lick the tip of my nose

[Msterbeau]

I can build the Lego Batmobile in 4 hours.

1045 pieces, bitches!!!

http://shop.lego.com/Product/?p=7784

[Rayne]

I can ... I ... uh ... I got nothing.

[BrassFusion]

i can lick the tip of my nose

i know i've asked before, but... marry me...

[odims_sphere]

i can lick the tip of my nose

That's not talent, I can lick the tip of your nose too!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

That is a good thing toi be able to do.

I'm pretty damned proud of it.

I can down one better than Linda Loveless

Did you mean "Linda Lovelace," the porn star? Or is this someone I've never heard of?

[Fierce Critter]

I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, never, never, never let you forget you're a man.

[Troy Spiral (13)]

I can go like 6 months without sex. (with humans)

[Reaper]

I can make fart noises with my throat. When I do it a lot, people think I have a serious problem. Its really amusing, esp if I lift up my leg and make the noise.

[Msterbeau]

I can make fart noises with my throat. When I do it a lot, people think I have a serious problem. Its really amusing, esp if I lift up my leg and make the noise.

Since when don't you have serious problems, dammit???

[Homicidalheathen]

Yes. I am writing a song right now and getting quite frustrated. He said he had a block. So I come up with ideas. First he likes my ideas....then he wants to change them.

Can I pull my hair out now?

And we are still learning out cakewalk program. Still.

[n0Mad]

I can change a lightbulb all by myself.

[Rayne]

I can throw my back out three times in less than a week.

((They think there's bigger problems there, and I'm inclined to agree with them))

[kellygrrrrrl]

I sharted.....

What chu got on that? Whut Whut!!!

[DeadBurgerKing (10)]

I sharted.....

What chu got on that? Whut Whut!!!

Is that like diahrea?