An American/canadian Public Serivce Announcement

[The Kanuck]

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, on Sunday June 3rd, 1 2:00pm eastern time, all Canadian/American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists, circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women, other then their wife and to show support for all Canadian/American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold sex-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. Do this for your country.

[BrassFusion]

just cuz it's a sin doesn't mean they don't do it anyway.

[torn asunder]

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, on Sunday June 3rd, 1 2:00pm eastern time, all Canadian/American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists, circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women, other then their wife and to show support for all Canadian/American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold sex-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. Do this for your country.

:peanutbutterjellytime

[Gauge]

heck yes!

[The Kanuck]

just cuz it's a sin doesn't mean they don't do it anyway.

To true fanatics they would not, if they did, they would not be true fanatics.

[BrassFusion]

sorry if i'm a buzzkill, but i'm really sick of the stereotype that people who aren't hypocrites about their faith are all "terrorists"

[The Kanuck]

It is just a joke... sheesh

[BrassFusion]

yeah, i know. i didn't take my thc today

[Hellion]

Seems like someone here likes terrorists,LOL!!(likes to be sarcastic)

[BrassFusion]

i like weed, and i hear it funds terrorists... so according to our government, yes, i suppose i do

[phee]

I walk around naked at home to protest the plight of the rain forest deforestation.... I don't know if it's worked yet

[BrassFusion]

as long as you're using alternative wood sources

[Draco1958]

as long as you're using alternative wood sources

I'm sure he is supplying his own wood, no real trees were harmed.