Wierd Stuff

[Homicidalheathen]

Weird Things You Would Never Know

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

It's possible to lead a cow upstairs.. but not downstairs.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

A snail can sleep for three years.

No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

All polar bears are left handed.

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.

PS Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it !!

You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you?!!!!

[Scary Guy]

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[Vater Araignee]

Did you know I just licked my elbow?

It's called penile tongue inversion or Big Huge Tongue, Teeny Tiny Prick.

[Scary Guy]

It's called penile tongue inversion or Big Huge Tongue, Teeny Tiny Prick.

See I'm just the opposite of that. I want to get that little piece of whatever that is under the lounge removed so I can stick it out farther.

Can you touch it to your nose?

[Dollardave]

Weird Things You Would Never Know

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

I wonder if that included their pubes.

[Homicidalheathen]

How YOU Doin'?

Did you know I just licked my elbow?

It's called penile tongue inversion or Big Huge Tongue, Teeny Tiny Prick.

[Vater Araignee]

See I'm just the opposite of that. I want to get that little piece of whatever that is under the lounge removed so I can stick it out farther.

I'm doing the same thing but by serration.

Can you touch it to your nose?

No, I think that it is because it is wide. When I try to curve up the sides do to.

Im also missing three of my lower front teeth and I'm trying to find a dentist that will remove a good tooth for the forth, that way I can stick it out further.

How YOU Doin'?

I'm about to Sinn.

[Sybil]

In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.

(i understand.)

..i tried to lick my elbow..

i was so c l o s e...

*sigh*

[Homicidalheathen]

All this talk of tounges and no pubes.......mmmmmmm..........sorry.

[Homicidalheathen]

Am I the only one that thinks this is funny.....?

'On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year'