Pet Wars

[Destroit]

So, I was inspired after Rayne and Phee posted pics of their sassy lil' dog in the "favorite pics of you" section and began to wonder: Why don't we have a favorite "pics of your critters" section? So without further ado, post your little people pictures (no midgets please, I mean fur bearing animals by "little people") and we'll see who's is the effin CUTEST. Also, feel free obviously to state, you know, name of pet, age, fat-level, sass-level rating, you know the important stuff.

Lookit her speak to her peasant subjects

Name: Gitzie Superstarr

Age: Like...6?

Interests: Eating babies, shoes & boots (the sexier the footware, the more she goes NUTS), cuddling momma, avian genocide, running free outside, vogueing with mommy, mopes alot, being sassy, cleaning her hoo-hah (as my roommate puts it ), being a creepy little shadow, gothing herself out, black stuff, strutting, mewing for attention, modeling, & being princess of everything in the whoooole wiiiide world.

Sass-rating: 10.5

Fatness rating: 8 (she lost a little since summer started and she's been running around )

Soooo....I dare your pets to step up to this fat voluptuous little brick of black cat fat

[Rayne]

Our dogs have their own websites.

Here's Roscoe.

And Nezumi.

Past pets of mine include my Pug, Mack and my Pitbull/Coyote mix, Laredo.

[Destroit]

Our dogs have their own websites.

Here's Roscoe.

And Nezumi.

Past pets of mine include my Pug, Mack and my Pitbull/Coyote mix, Laredo.

Omfg...you mean to tell me that they have a myspace-type page for dogs and cats? GENIUS!

[Msterbeau]

[Destroit]

Dude...no fucking way Msterbeau...too fucking CUTE

[Msterbeau]

Dude...no fucking way Msterbeau...too fucking CUTE

More at: http://icanhascheezburger.com/

BTW... That's not my cat. Mine died last year at the age of 20.

A younger cat died shortly before... she was 14.

It was not a good year for my pets... :-(

[Rayne]

Omfg...you mean to tell me that they have a myspace-type page for dogs and cats? GENIUS!

Yep they do.

[Rayne]

Yay! Pictures of the puppy I haven't put anywhere else yet ...

The last one, Phee calls his "What Up!" look.

[Destroit]

Yay! Pictures of the puppy I haven't put anywhere else yet ...

The last one, Phee calls his "What Up!" look.

Dude if I had that little man running around my house, I would get nothing done lol

I NEED that dog, but I realize he is yours...

Awww Msterbeau, sorry to hear about you kitties, I hate losing animals, I lost my rat last year in October when he was 2 1/2 and I was obsessed with that little man. Even though it wasn't your kitty in the pic, it's still massively adorable.

[saechalyn]

These are my sweet kittycats Voltaire (black) and Ophelia (gray) YES I KNOW THEY ARE FAT, I adopted them that way and they are on diet food now. If you can believe it, they used to be fatter!

[Msterbeau]

These are my sweet kittycats Voltaire (black) and Ophelia (gray) YES I KNOW THEY ARE FAT, I adopted them that way and they are on diet food now. If you can believe it, they used to be fatter!

What cats? All I see is fur...

[LuluVox]

Here are two of Camilla. One from her kitten days, and one from last year (she's five now). Yes, she has no tail. She's part Manx, thus increasing her awesomeness rating:

I don't have any good ones of Ruby, my other kitty, on my PC at work, but I'll see if I can't track some down soon. She's a fuzzy beast.

(And I still say that Camilla and Voltaire need to go on a date. :D)

Annnd, Rayne, that second picture of Nezumi (with the white border) is precious.

[Rayne]

Annnd, Rayne, that second picture of Nezumi (with the white border) is precious.

Thanks. Marc (Msterbeau) took all three of those.

[Guest Megalicious]

These are my sweet kittycats Voltaire (black) and Ophelia (gray) YES I KNOW THEY ARE FAT, I adopted them that way and they are on diet food now. If you can believe it, they used to be fatter!

Awww, they are so round and furry!!!! I want to cuddle them!

Camilla has always been cute, that Diva and her ribbons

[GOREgeouslyDecorated]

Here's Peanut - he was my Sugar Glider

And this is Mia and Mr. Bojangels

[Nienna]

This is the Gabbytron. She's evil disguised as a lint ball.

And The Racha. She's been my nemesis for almost 10 years now. She's terrifyingly smart.

Both cats want to kill me and then escape to werak havoc upon the world!

[LuluVox]

You know, Nienna, our cats are in terrifyingly close proximity to one another...what if they break out and take over the apartment complex?!?!?

[saechalyn]

(And I still say that Camilla and Voltaire need to go on a date. :D)

Aww, I agree!

[Nienna]

You know, Nienna, our cats are in terrifyingly close proximity to one another...what if they break out and take over the apartment complex?!?!?

Oh dear! First the complex, then the world!!

[Msterbeau]

Oh dear! First the complex, then the world!!

[Homicidalheathen]

I was going to post a pic of the ol man but he isn't exactly what I would call sassy........

There is one of my cat pondering the meaning behind bathtubs.......

And my dog getting a bath. Not sassy so much as wet. I ended up soaked.

[Homicidalheathen]

Who is the hot guy? I'd like to make HIM my pet......

Here's Peanut - he was my Sugar Glider

And this is Mia and Mr. Bojangels

[Scales]

Sabrina, not as much sassy as looking morbidly depressed. But it's a funny picture.

[Destroit]

I was going to post a pic of the ol man but he isn't exactly what I would call sassy........

There is one of my cat pondering the meaning behind bathtubs.......

And my dog getting a bath. Not sassy so much as wet. I ended up soaked.

Cuuuute, I love it when cats get their first course in bathtub physiology. Like when there's actually water in it and they don't quite get why you're IN the water.

Sabrina, not as much sassy as looking morbidly depressed. But it's a funny picture.

Morbidly Depressed in cats = mope-ness, their other hidden form of sass, so it still counts

[know_buddy_kares]

My rat was the best when he was still alive.

He'd steal pizza by the slices, sneak into my vodka, and was quite the ladies rat.